Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
Gerald replied: “I really do think you would get on far more quickly
with your story if you were to keep both of these like this. The
position, you see, is much more American: it lacks that earlier air of
such personal freedom as a democracy does not think well of.”
“Light of the age, I hear and I obey. Yet all my tale has been revealed
to your consideration—”
“Yes,” Gerald assented, “but your history interests me far more—”
“Far more than what, O cruel and resplendent one?”
“Why, far more than I can say, of course. So let us get on with it!”
“But my sad history is now as refined glass before your discerning
glance. It suffices to add that the immortal part of my young man was
happily removed from the waters of this river, and is now worshipped as
a god in Lytreia. But for me, alas! the squirrel of calamity continued
to revolve in the cage of divine wrath. For, so perfectly ridiculous is
the way my Father (whose name be exalted!) behaves when the least thing
upsets him, that I was condemned through the length of nine thousand
years to assume certain official duties in the waters of this river, in
the repugnant shape of a crocodile.”
But with that statement Gerald took prompt issue. “What may be your
official duties as the guardian of these waters I can no more guess than
I can guess how your visitors happen to be so careless about leaving
their skulls behind. That really is a sort of slapdash and inconsiderate
behavior which I cannot condone without considerable reflection. But I
do know that the shape which I have beheld, and still see a great deal
of, in nothing resembles the shape of a crocodile.”
“Epitome of every excellence, and exalted zenith of my existence, that
is because the nine thousand years of my doom have now happily expired.
The proof of this is that already my luckless substitute arrives. We
shall now behold her encounter with the terminator of delights and the
separator of companions. Thereafter, when we have had breakfast, O vital
spirit of my heart, whom my unmitigated love incites me to devour out of
pure affection, I shall ride hence upon the horse with which you have so
gallantly presented me, to enter again into the Home of the Heavenly
Ones.”
With that, the Princess pointed.
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The Mother of Every Princess
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