Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“That also, dearie, is a wholly proper observation,—though, as I was
saying, you know as well as I do how pig-headed he is. Meanwhile, there
is nothing left for you, for the present, save another incarnation, and
another century or two of seductiveness upon the verge of Doonham.”
“But I have been,” observed the Princess, “a crocodile professionally
for nine thousand years, for all that my chest is so delicate. The cats
of conjecture are therefore abroad in the meadows of my meditation
purring that this time I would prefer something a little less damp.”
“Dearie, since your next incarnation is but a matter of form, do you by
all means please yourself, so that you stay a destruction to young men
and to their upsetting aspirations. You have been wholly inadequate this
morning, I observe—”
“Why, but—” said the abashed Princess.
Her voice sank as she went on rather ruefully with a talking which to
Gerald was now inaudible. He could merely see that the elder lady had
hazarded a suggestion which Evasherah at once dismissed with an emphatic
toss of her lovely head. He saw too the Princess place together the
palms of her hands and then draw them about seven inches apart.
“Oh, fully that, at first!” she stated, in the raised tones of mild
exasperation, “so that, altogether, this unresponsive person (within
whose ancestral tomb may all goats propagate!) remains quite
incomprehensible.”
The old woman replied: “In any event, you have failed; but that does not
really matter. He travels, you assure me, with his assured betrayer. And
the road he follows, that also, is lively enough and long enough to
betray him in the end. For he will meet others of my daughters; and if
all else fails, he will meet me.”
“The ship of my enduring resolution is not yet wrecked upon the iceberg
of his indifference; and I am not through with him, by any means. I am
returning to this unremunerative occupier of my couch,—for breakfast, O
my Mother,” the Princess added, with a merry laugh.
And the old lady answered her with a mother’s ever-responsive
tenderness. “That is my own child. One has to persevere with these
romantics, no matter how hard the task may seem. For none of us knows
yet what these romantic men desire. My daughters prepare for them fine
food and drink, my daughters see to it that their homes are snug, and at
the end of each day my daughters love them dutifully. All things that
men can ask for, my daughters furnish them. Why need so many of these
men nurse strange desires which do not know their aim? for how can any
of my daughters content such desires?”
“One can but summon, O my Mother, the terminator of delights and the
separator of companions and the ender of all desires.”
“There are other ways, my dearie, which are more subtle. That way is of
the East, that way is old and crude. Still, that way also quiets
over-ambitious dreaming; and that way serves.”
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