Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“We have not ever been to Antan. We thus know nothing of its customs. We
know only that many gods have passed us, traveling upon all manner of
steeds as they went down into Antan. Bes rode upon a cat, and Tlaloc
upon a stag, and Siva upon a bull: we have seen Kali pass upon the back
of a tiger: above our heads Zeus has gone by upon the back of an eagle,
as he traveled abreast with Amen-Ra upon the back of a very large
beetle. We therefore think it likely enough that you who pass upon this
shining horse are yet another one of these gods. What are the gods to
us, in this our season of unexampled trouble?”
Then the seven wives fell into a lamentation, and their complaining was
that, since Glaum of the Haunting Eyes had left them, the sacred mirror
reflected only the person who stood before it.
“And is not such the nature of all mirrors?” Gerald asked.
“Oh, sir,” replied the wife who carried a bunch of keys, and who wore
that unaccountable tall bifurcated orange-colored headdress, “but until
yesterday ours was the mirror which showed things as they ought to be.”
“And what did one discover in it?”
Now the old wife spoke. Her head was wrapped in a white turban; her face
had no more color than has the belly of a fish; and a sprinkling of
white hairs, so long that they had grown into spirals and half-circles,
glittered upon her shaking chin. “To the aged, such as I have now
become, the Mirror of Caer Omn reveals nothing any more: but to the
young, such as we all were before Glaum left us, it was used to reveal
that which may not be described.”
“Then why do you not place before it some young person—?”
“Alas, sir, but there is no longer any co-respondent youth in the
mirror!”
The speaker was the brown-haired and alluringly plump wife who wore
nothing at all anywhere, and whose delicious body had been depilated in
every needful place.
Then the seven wives of Glaum of the Haunting Eyes raised a lament; and
now the pallid sharp-nosed wife who was far gone in pregnancy, and who
wore that maroon-colored headdress shaped like a cone, began to speak of
the young fellows who had been used to come to them out of the sacred
mirror.
She spoke of very handsome, tall, brisk, nimble, impudent young fellows,
that had been always jolly and buxom and jaunty, and not ever grumpish
like a husband; of over-rash young fellows who must have their flings,
who stuck at nothing, who went to all lengths, who had a finger in every
pie, who kept the pot a-boiling; of what forward, eager, pushing,
plodding, thwacking, negligent of no corner, business-like,
never-wearying, soul-stirring workmen they had been at every job they
undertook; of what great plagues they had been, too, without the least
bit of any patience or of any modesty; and of how unreasonably you
missed these sad rapscallions now that there was no longer any
co-respondent youth remaining in the sacred Mirror of Caer Omn.
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