Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves — John Shaqi
Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
GERALD passed on, riding upon the stallion Kalki, down a valley of
cedar-trees, into the realm of Tenjo of the Long Nose. This was the land
of Lytreia, they told him. But, here too, dejection overbrooded all, and
the atmosphere was elegiac, for people everywhere were lamenting that
vigor and resiliency and liveliness had gone out of their noses, so that
no man in Lytreia was able to sneeze or to employ his nose in any other
normal way.
“Well, now, suppose you take me to this king of yours,” said Gerald,
“for it may be I can re-awaken hereabouts all the lost joys of
influenza.”
“And who shall we say to him has come into Lytreia, red-headed and
riding upon the back of this huge and sparkling horse with the splendid
nose?”
“You will say to your king that this land is honored by a visit from
Fair-haired Hoo, the Helper and Preserver, the Lord of the Third Truth,
the Well-beloved of Heavenly Ones, as he passes toward his appointed
kingdom in Antan, riding in very terrible estate upon the back of his
famous silver stallion Kalki, a beast which, strictly speaking, has no
nose, but only nostrils at the tip of his long, noble head.”
They also seemed unimpressed. “No god is of terrible estate except the
Holy Nose of Lytreia; nor do we concede the existence of any kingdom not
his. Nevertheless, you may come with us.”
“Upon my word,” thought Gerald, “but in these parts the people pay very
inadequate homage to us gods and are little better than heretics.”
But he went with these over-sceptical persons quietly to their King
Tenjo.
And Tenjo received the Well-beloved of Heavenly Ones more affably.
First, though, the grave, white-bearded King shared with the visiting
god a quite excellent dinner, which was handsomely served to them by ten
pages in ermine and a seneschal in vermilion silk: not until dinner was
over, and the two sat drinking their spiced wine out of gold goblets,
would the King talk about his troubles. Then Tenjo complained that his
nose was fallen and flabby. It was no longer worshipful. That was in all
ways deplorable, said the King, refilling his goblet, inasmuch as his
people worshipped a nose, and could respect no male creature who had not
a large and high-standing and robust and succulent nose.
Gerald was a little puzzled, because this seemed to him a queer sort of
calamity to be befalling anybody, unless it was caused by the magic of
the wu. But Gerald made no comment. He asked only how this sad state of
affairs had come about.
He was told that all the youth and vigor had been taken out of the Holy
Nose of Lytreia, and out of Tenjo’s nose, and out of the nose of every
man in the kingdom, by the blighting magic of a sorceress who had lately
established her residence in the tomb of King Peter the Builder.
“It is there,” said Tenjo, “the veiled Mirror of the Two Truths is
hidden: but not even of that does this sorceress seem afraid.”
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