Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“But what,” asked learned Evaine, “what did you call this tamed
descendant of the wild Bankiva fowl,—whose original habitat was in
Northern India from Sindh to Burma, and in Cochin China, and in many of
the Malay Islands as far as Timor, and in the Philippines?”
“Why, in the United States of America, ma’am, we, rather more briefly,
and for a variety of reasons, call this bird a rooster.”
“It has been well observed,” she replied, “by Pliny the Elder—a
celebrated Roman naturalist, born 23 A.D., perished in the eruption of
Vesuvius 79 A.D.,—that every nation has its customs.”
Then the Fox-Spirit dexterously cut off the head of Gerald’s cock with
the sacrificial ax, and turning toward the East, she spoke the needed
words three times. One entered now in a scarlet coat, a yellow vest, and
pale green knee-breeches. His head was like that of a mastiff, with the
addition of two horns and the ears of an ass, but he had the legs and
hoofs of a calf. Such was he who carried off the black cock which Gerald
had brought for the Fox-Spirit’s master, as a propitiatory offering and
a trap.
Gerald smiled. Gerald shook hands, politely, with Evaine the learned
Fox-Spirit.
“I am,” said Gerald, “a god.”
She replied: “I am one who serves all gods. I honor every tribe of those
divine beings whose existence scholars have so variously accounted for
as the products of physical and ethical and historical and etymological
blunders abetted by homonymy and polonymy. But I require for my piety a
honorarium.”
“And what is that honorarium?”
She told him.
And as she spoke, Evaine drew near to him, and yet nearer, and she was
remarkably desirable. If only she had not now reminded Gerald more and
more of Evelyn Townsend, she would have been resistless.
“Very well, then!” said Gerald, affably: “you shall have that honorarium
to-morrow morning if you still care to demand a reward so trivial.”
Immediately afterward he said, “But, indeed, ma’am, you quite
misunderstand me!”
Then with a few well-chosen words he placed their relationship upon a
more decorous basis.
And Evaine the Fox-Spirit laughed. Such unresponsiveness she declared to
be, when manifested by a god, wholly surprising, and comparable to the
Seven Wonders of the World, namely: (1) the Pyramids of Egypt; (2) the
Hanging Gardens of Babylon; (3) the Tomb of Mausolos; (4) the Temple of
Diana at Ephesus; (5) the Colossus of Rhodes; (6) the Statue of Zeus by
Phidias; and (7) the Pharos at Alexandria. Yet, Evaine continued, she
perceived that she might trust him—
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