Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves — John Shaqi
Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
Glaum nodded, not unsympathetically. “I also in my time have heard that
observation without any active enjoyment. It is, I believe,
unanswerable.”
Gerald shuddered. “There is, for a Southern gentleman at all events, no
really satisfactory reply save murder. And against that solution there
is of course a rather general prejudice. Therefore a woman of this
bleating sort exacts fidelity, she makes every nature of unconscionable
demand, and she pesters you to the verge of lunacy, always upon the
unanswerable ground that her claim upon your gratitude, and upon your
instant obedience in everything, ought not to exist. Oh, I assure you,
my dear fellow, there is no more sensible piece of friendly counsel
existent than is the Seventh Commandment!”
“Your aphorisms are more or less true, and your predicament I can
understand. Nevertheless—”
But the Sylan hesitated.
“You also understand us Musgraves perfectly!” Gerald applauded. “For I
perceive you are now about to wheedle me forward in this business by
throwing obstacles in my way.”
“I was but going to point out the truism that, nevertheless, it may be
wiser to put up with your Eve unresistingly—”
“The name,” emended Gerald, “is Evelyn.”
At that the Sylan smiled. “Yes, to be sure! Women do vary in their given
names. It might be wiser, then, I was about to say, for you to put up
with your Evelyn unresistingly, rather than for a student of magic, with
so little real practical experience as yours, to go blundering about the
doubtful road which leads to Antan.”
“But, sir, I have the soul of an artist! Once”—and Gerald pointed to
his manuscript,—“once it was the little art of letters. Then, through
my acquaintance with Gaston Bulmer, who is no doubt known to you—”
The Sylan shook his spectral head, like smoke in a veering wind. “I have
not, I believe, that pleasure.”
“You astound me. I would have supposed the name of Gaston Bulmer to be
in all infernal circles a household word, because the dear old rascal is
an adept, sir, of wide parts, of taste, and of sound judgment. Then,
too, since Mrs. Townsend is his daughter, he has now for some while been
my father-in-law for all practical purposes—But, where was I? Ah, yes!
Through Gaston Bulmer, I repeat, I became initiate into the greatest of
all arts. Now I desire to excel in that art. I note that I falter in the
little art of letters, that my prose is no longer superb and
breath-taking in its loveliness, because my heart is not any longer
really interested in writing, on account of my heart’s ever-pricking
desire to revive in its full former glories the far nobler and—at all
events, in the United States of America,—the unjustly neglected art of
the magician. And from whom else—just as you have suggested, my dear
fellow,—from whom else save the Master Philologist can I get the great
and best words of magic? Do you but answer me that very simple
question!”
“From no one else, to be sure—”
“So, now, you see for yourself!”
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