Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“Come now, my dear, but hospitality is a very famous virtue: and,
besides, you owe it to me that you are now the handsomest woman in these
parts.”
“But that, Gerald,—even if it were the truth, of course, for you need
not think you are fooling me, you scamp,—that is just why people will
be imagining things if you continue to stay here.”
“Then let us take good care not to be suspected unjustly, because that
would be unfair to everybody—”
“Oh, get along with you! and do you pick up every one of those
stockings, too, now you have scattered them all over the floor. And
really, you red-headed pest, I am not joking, either. That horse of
yours—”
“Ah, yes, that horse of mine! I admit that to the discerning eyes of a
woman it is not the handsomest beast in the world. And I suppose you are
about to point out that this horse is unworthy of me, and that I ought
to dispose of it, in one way or another—”
“But whatever nonsense are you talking, now! It is an extremely handsome
horse. There is some sort of prophecy about it, too, is there not? So
you would be even more foolish than you seem to be, to part with that
horse.”
“Well, to be sure, there may be something in what you say.”
“—And what I was attempting to tell you is that, if you will simply
permit me to talk for one minute without interrupting—”
“Hereafter I remain as quiet, my dear, as a belch in polite society; and
you may go on.”
“Why, then, I was trying to say that your horse can get you to Antan
within an hour. You can find out for yourself all about the place. And I
daresay this Queen Freydis, from all I have heard of her, will not have
the least objection to your rude way of grabbing and pawing at people
and interfering with my housework and generally misconducting yourself.
It is the sort of thing she is quite used to. But I do not like it: I
feel you would not do it if you really respected me. And I am sorry if
anything I have said or done has given you any such wrong notions about
me. And if you stuck yourself with that needle it was simply your own
fault. And that is all there is to it.”
Gerald replied: “You are regrettably lacking, my dear, in the confidence
and the generosity peculiar to your sex. It is impossible for the mind
to conceive of anything more dreadful than your conduct. Nevertheless, I
must stay until Wednesday, for otherwise I cannot possibly judge of your
magics.”
“Oh, very well, then!” Maya answered, with unconcealed regretfulness
over the fact that she would have to put up with Gerald for yet another
day.
25.
The God Conforms
FOR Gerald, upon reflection, had decided it would be really amusing to
remain upon Mispec Moor until Wednesday, since only upon Wednesday could
Maya show the perfection of her thaumaturgy. Thursday, though, as the
wise woman forewarned him candidly, was her cleaning day; and she simply
could not be bothering over company with the house all topsy-turvy.
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