Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“Thus it was,” said the seated Gerald, “a great while ago at Asch, when
two Guivrics confronted each other and played shrewdly for the control
of the natural body of Guivric of Perdigon. All which I lost on that
day, through my over-human clinging to the Two Truths, I now have back,
after five centuries of pleasure-seeking in the land of Dersam. And I
find this second natural body of mine committed to the creating of yet
more pleasure-giving nonsense, about, of all persons, that eternal
Manuel of Poictesme! I find this body also enamored of the fig-leaf of
romance!”
“It may be that I do not understand your simile,” said the standing
Gerald, “for in the United States of America the fig-leaf is, rather,
the nice symbol of decency, it is, indeed, the beginning and the end of
democratic morality.”
“Nevertheless, and granting all this,” replied the now demon-haunted
natural body of Gerald Musgrave, “the fig-leaf is a romance with which
human optimism veils the only two eternal and changeless and rather
unlovely realities of which any science can be certain.”
“Ah, now I comprehend! And without utterly agreeing with you, I cannot
deny there is something in your metaphor. Yet I must tell you, sir, that
I am perhaps peculiarly qualified to deal with Dom Manuel because of the
fact that this famous hero was my lineal ancestor—”
“Oh, but, my poor Gerald, was he indeed!”
“Yes, through both the Musgrave and the Allonby lines. For my mother’s
father was Gerald Allonby—”
And Gerald would have gone on to explain the precise connection, of
which the Musgrave family was justifiably proud. But the unappreciative
Sylan who now wore good Musgrave flesh and blood had remarked, of all
conceivable remarks:
“I honestly condole with you. Yet ancestors cannot be picked like
strawberries. And my luck was even worse, for I was of Manuel’s
fellowship. I knew the tall swaggerer himself throughout his blundering
career. And I can assure you that, apart from his unhuman gift for
keeping his mouth shut, there was nothing a bit wonderful about the
cock-eyed, gray impostor.”
This was surprising news. Still, Gerald reflected, a demon did, in the
way of business, meet many persons in circumstances in which the better
side of their natures was not to the fore. Gerald therefore flew to
defend the honor of his race quite civilly.
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