Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
So had it come about that of all the emperors Rome had known, and of all
the tyrants and despots in every land and era, who had followed the fine
art of self-expression, and who had shown what human nature really
is—in, as it were, the nude, when any man is released from time-serving
and is made omnipotent,—of all these, there had remained just one whose
name was remembered everywhere; just one whose fame was imperishable;
just one who had become a never-dying myth: and that one was Nero. The
legend of Nero was, in a world wherein every other man stayed more or
less unwillingly an unfulfilled Nero, the supreme type of the literature
of escape. The legend of Nero was a poem which men would not ever
forget: it was a poem current in all languages: and it was a poem which,
now, everybody could cordially admire and delight in, because time had
removed the need of considering any current moral standards or one’s own
physical safety in judging this poem, now that Nero was only a character
in a book, like—as the Emperor said, with a quaint revealment of his
retained interest in literature,—like Iago or Volpone or Tartuffe. For
whether you called any particular book a history or a poem or a drama
did not, of course, effect the impressiveness and vigor and complexity
of the character drawing in it, nor the value of the author’s apt and
edifying revelations as to any eternal verities of man’s being.
“For, certainly,” said Nero, “my life presented, as no other artist has
ever done, the gist of all human nature as that nature actually is, when
freed of such inhibitions as constrain it in but too many baffled lives.
My life was, thus, a connoisseur’s production, and a work of art which
escaped even the grave risk of anti-climax. For there was not anything
lacking in the ending of it, either. My fall and the circumstances of my
death were so æsthetically right that, as an artist, I never in my life
enjoyed anything quite so much. Nothing could conceivably have been in
better taste. For, overnight, as you may remember, I passed from the
throne of the world, to hide in a tumbled-down out-house, under a
ragged, very faded blue coverlet, and to perish thus by my own
hand,—with an appropriate tragic verse upon my lips,—and without any
friend remaining anywhere. No tragedy could have been more boldly
proportioned, with all the Aristotelian unities so exactly preserved.
And it was most gratifyingly led up to, too. For just as I was about to
approach the dénouement of my poem, the statues of my Lares tumbled down
miraculously, the hind quarters of my favorite riding-horse were
transformed into the hind quarters of an ape, and the doors of the
mausoleum of Augustus having unclosed of their own accord, there issued
from the tomb a divine voice which summoned me to destruction. These
incidents, I repeat, were gratifying, for they showed that the exercise
of my art had been viewed by Heaven appreciatively. Ah, yes, in all I
was peculiarly favored.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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