His portly presence, flushed countenance, briar pipe, knickerbockers
and white spats had already become a familiar object in the streets of
the town, when a terrible uproar at the Club--one of those periodical,
approximately monthly, rows at which the police, who hated meddling
with foreigners, were reluctantly compelled to intervene--suggested to
her that something might be done in that direction. She got him elected
President for that year, President for the next, the next, and the
next; in spite of the fact that, according to the rules, a new
President had to be elected every year. Who cared about rules? He was
the Commissioner! People were only too glad to have him there. In fact,
like Napoleon, he became a sort of Dictator.
He was now in his element. There were emoluments to be picked up
here--percentages, perquisites, and profits of all kinds. He made a
little arrangement with the Club laundry-woman to take in his own
washing as well, gratis. Under the threat of placing the Club custom
elsewhere he concluded a number of treaties, each containing a secret
clause which referred to fifteen per cent profit for himself, with the
grocer who supplied provisions; and with other tradespeople dealing in
stationery, soap, crockery (broken crockery was a heavy item in the
accounts) and such--like Club necessaries. Next, he took the landlord in
hand. He would clear out, by God, and take more respectable premises if
the rent were not reduced by twenty per cent! Scandalous! Downright
robbery! The landlord being a reasonable sort of man, it was agreed
that the old rate should stand in the contract, while the balance of
twenty per cent found its way into Mr. Parker's pockets, and not, as
theretofore, into his own. The same with the servants. From the boy who
cleaned the rooms, and whom he changed as often as ever possible, he
exacted a monetary deposit as a guarantee of good conduct--a deposit
which was never returned, whatever his behaviour had been. Then--the
subscriptions. For of course the accounts were never audited; nobody
bothered about such things on Nepenthe, with all that south wind
hanging about. If they had been he would have squared the auditor up to
any sum--a hundred francs, almost; it was worth while. Pickings, he
called them. The place, the system suited him down to the ground. He had
lived all his life on pickings. He was a retail welsher; he lacked the
nerve for sweeping enterprises.
On his accession, the Club was in such a state of demoralization, had
become such a public scandal, that Mr. Parker, in his capacity of
moralist, would have been the first person to dissolve that assembly of
topers and rakes. As financier, he meant to live by it. But how was the
place to be purified?
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