"I'll tell yer whath I'll do," his friend said, benevolently; "I'll keep 'm for you, and Thanksgivin' we'll go halvth." [Illustration: JERICHO BOB AND JULIUS CAESAR FISH PLANNING THEIR THANKSGIVING DINNER.] Jericho resigned himself to the inevitable, and the infant turkey was borne home by his friend. Fish, Jr., lived next door, and the only difference in the premises was a freight-car permanently switched off before the broken-down fence of the Fish yard; and in this car turkeykin took up his abode. I will not tell you how he grew and more than realized the hopes of his foster-fathers, nor with what impatience and anticipation they saw spring, summer, and autumn pass, while they watched their Thanksgiving dinner stalk proudly up the bare yard, and even hop across the railroad tracks. But, alas! the possession of the turkey brought with it strife and discord. Quarrels arose between the friends as to the prospective disposal of his remains. We grieve to say that the question of who was to cook him led to blows. It was the day before Thanksgiving. There was a coldness between the friends which was not dispelled by the bringing of a pint of cranberries to the common store by Jericho, and the contributing thereto of a couple of cold boiled sweet potatoes by Julius Caesar Fish. The friends sat on an ancient wash-tub in the back yard, and there was a momentary truce between them. Before them stood the freight-car, and along the track beyond an occasional train tore down the road, which so far excited their mutual sympathy that they rose and shouted as one man. At the open door of the freight-car stood the unsuspecting turkey, and looked meditatively out on the landscape and at the two figures on the wash-tub. One had bow-legs, a turn-up nose, and a huge straw hat. The other wore a fur cap and a gentleman's swallow-tail coat, with the tails caught up because they were too long. The turkey hopped out of the car and gazed confidingly at his protectors. In point of size he was altogether their superior. "I think," said Jericho Bob, "we'd better ketch 'im; to-morrow's Thanksgiving. Yum!" And he looked with great joy at the innocent, the unsuspecting fowl. "Butcher Tham 'th goin' ter kill 'im for uth," Julius Caesar hastened to say, "an' I kin cook 'im." "No, you ain't. I'm goin' to cook 'im," Jericho Bob cried, resentfully. "He's mine." "He ain'th; he'th mine." "He was my egg," and Jericho Bob danced defiance at his friend. The turkey looked on with some surprise, and he became alarmed when he saw his foster-fathers clasped in an embrace more of anger than of love. "I'll eat 'im all alone!" Jericho Bob cried. "No, yer sha'n't!" the other shouted. The turkey fled in a circle about the yard.