“Rien ne dispose mieux l’esprit humain à des transactions amicales qu’un dîner bien conçu et artistement préparé. Lisez l’histoire, et vous y trouverez que, dans tous les temps et chez tous les peuples, le bien qui s’est fait, et quelquefois le mal, fut toujours précédé ou suivi d’un copieux dîner.” _Translation._--“Nothing can prepare the human mind for amicable intercourse better than a well-conceived and artistically-prepared dinner. Read history, and you will ascertain that at all periods, and amongst all nations, the benefits, and sometimes the evils, they experienced, were either preceded or followed by a good dinner.” CHAPTER VIII. FIRST VIEW OF THE SCENE OF ACTION. Cordial reception--Table-d’hôte--Absence of the fair sex--Warlike sentiments--Toasts--Scene at the Tophané landing-place--A chorus of boatmen--Caiques and caidjees--Romantic illusions dispelled--Crossing the Bosphorus--The Barrack Hospital--Lord William Paulet--Warm welcome--Dr. Cumming’s apartment--Plans discussed--Melancholy sights--Return to Pera--Another conversation with Signor Roco Vido--Articles supplied by him to the hospitals--Wounded Russians--Origin of the hospital--An appointment. The same day, I despatched one of my men to the Barrack Hospital at Scutari, to inform Lord William Paulet--at that period Brigadier-General of the British army--of my arrival at Constantinople, and to inquire at what hour his lordship would favour me with an interview. Upon my return from the Palais d’Angleterre, I found that my man Julian had arrived from Scutari, much, pleased with his lordship’s reception, but terribly frightened by his passage _en caïque_ across the Bosphorus, which that day was so rough that all his clothes were wet through. “The caidjee would not take me there and back for less than five shillings,” said he. “Well, never mind that, so long as you have seen his lordship and are safe upon _terra firma_.” “I must tell you, sir, that upon announcing your arrival, his lordship seemed very much pleased, and observed, ‘So Monsieur Soyer has arrived! Where is he?’ ‘At Pera, my lord, at the Hôtel des Ambassadeurs.’ ‘I had the pleasure of knowing M. Soyer,’ said his lordship, ‘when he came to Ireland in the year of the famine. Tell him I shall be happy to see him any time to-morrow between the hours of nine and four.’ ‘Thank you, my lord. I shall not fail to acquaint M. Soyer of the kind reception you have given me on his behalf.’”