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“Both,” replied Sam; “easy shavin’ was his natur, and cuttin’ and
curlin’ was his pride and glory. His whole delight wos in his trade.
He spent all his money in bears and run in debt for ’em besides, and
there they wos a growling avay down in the front cellar all day long,
and ineffectooally gnashing their teeth, vile the grease o’ their
relations and friends wos being re-tailed in gallipots in the shop
above, and the first-floor winder wos ornamented vith their heads;
not to speak o’ the dreadful aggrawation it must have been to ’em to
see a man alvays a walkin’ up and down the pavement outside, vith the
portrait of a bear in his last agonies, and underneath in large
letters, ‘Another fine animal wos slaughtered yesterday at
Jinkinson’s!’ Hows’ever, there they wos, and there Jinkinson wos,
till he wos took wery ill with some inn’ard disorder, lost the use of
his legs, and wos confined to his bed, vere he laid a wery long time,
but sich wos his pride in his profession even then, that wenever he
wos worse than usual, the doctor used to go down stairs and say,
‘Jinkinson’s wery low this mornin’; we must give the bears a stir;’
and as sure as ever they stirred ’em up a bit, and made ’em roar,
Jinkinson opens his eyes if he wos ever so bad, calls out, ‘There’s
the bears!’ and rewives agin. Vun day the doctor happenin’ to say,
‘I shall look in as usual to-morrow mornin’,’ Jinkinson catches hold
of his hand and says, ‘Doctor,’ he says, ‘will you grant me one
favor?’ ‘I will, Jinkinson,’ says the doctor. ‘Then, doctor,’ says
Jinkinson, ‘vill you come un-shaved, and let me shave you?’ ‘I
will,’ says the doctor. ‘God bless you,’ says Jinkinson. Next day
the doctor came, and arter he’d been shaved all skilful and reg’lar,
he says, ‘Jinkinson,’ he says, ‘it’s wery plain this does you good.
Now,’ he says, ‘I’ve got a coachman as has got a beard that it ’d
warm your heart to work on, and though the footman,’ he says, ‘hasn’t
got much of a beard, still he’s a trying it on vith a pair o’ viskers
to that extent, that razors is christian charity. If they take it in
turns to mind the carriage wen it’s a waitin’ below,’ he says, ‘wot’s
to hinder you from operatin’ on both of ’em ev’ry day as well as upon
me? you’ve got six children,’ he says, ‘wot’s to hinder you from
shavin’ all their heads, and keepin’ ’em shaved? You’ve got two
assistants in the shop down-stairs, wot’s to hinder you from cuttin’
and curlin’ them as often as you like? Do this,’ he says, ‘and
you’re a man agin.’ Jinkinson squeedged the doctor’s hand, and begun
that wery day; he kept his tools upon the bed, and wenever he felt
his-self gettin’ worse, he turned to at vun o’ the children, who wos
a runnin’ about the house vith heads like clean Dutch cheeses, and
shaved him agin.
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