Speed the plough : $b A comedy, in five acts; as performed at the Theatre Royal, Covent GardenMorton, Thomas
General
Speed the plough : $b A comedy, in five acts; as performed at the Theatre Royal, Covent Garden
Morton, Thomas
English drama
_Ash._ Sue, we do wish to give thee a bit of admonishing and parent-like
conzultation.
_Susan._ I hope I have ever attended to your admonitions.
_Ash._ Ees, bless thee, I do believe thee hast, lamb; but we all want
our memories jogg'd a bit, or why else do parson preach us all to sleep
every Zunday--Zo thic be the topic--Dame and I, Sue, did zee a letter
gi'd to thee, and thee--bursted into tears, and lock'd un up in thic
box--and then Dame and I--we--that's all.
_Susan._ My dear father, if I concealed the contents of that letter from
your knowledge, it was because I did not wish your heart to share in the
pain mine feels.
_Ash._ Dang it, didn't I tell thee zoo? [_To his wife._
_Dame._ Nay, Tummas, did I say otherwise?
_Susan._ Believe me, my dear parents, my heart never gave birth to a
thought my tongue feared to utter.
_Ash._ There, the very words I zaid?
_Susan._ If you wish to see the letter, I will shew it to you.
[_She searches for the key._
_Dame._ Here's a key will open it.
_Ash._ Drabbit it, hold thy tongue, thou wold fool? [_Aside._] No,
Susan. I'll not zee it--I'll believe my child.
_Susan._ You shall not find your confidence ill-placed--it is true the
gentleman declared he loved me; it is equally true that declaration was
not unpleasing to me--Alas! it is also true, that his letter contains
sentiments disgraceful to himself, and insulting to me.
_Ash._ Drabbit it, if I'd knaw'd that, when we were cudgelling a bit, I
wou'd ha' lapt my stick about his ribs pratty tightish, I wou'd.
_Susan._ Pray, father, don't you resent his conduct to me.
_Ash._ What! mayn't I lather un a bit?
_Susan._ Oh, no! I've the strongest reasons to the contrary!
_Ash._ Well, Sue, I won't--I'll behave as pratty as I always do--but it
be time to go to the green, and zee the fine zights--How I do hate the
noise of thic dom'd bunch of keys--But bless thee, my child--dan't
forget that vartue to a young woman be vor all the world
like--like--Dang it, I ha' gotten it all in my head; but zomehow--I
can't talk it--but vartue be to a young woman what corn be to a blade
o'wheat, do you zee; for while the corn be there it be glorious to the
eye, and it be called the staff of life; but take that treasure away,
and what do remain? why nought but thic worthless straw that man and
beast do tread upon. [_Exeunt._
SCENE IV.
_An extensive view of a cultivated country--A ploughed field in the
centre, in which are seen six different ploughs and horses--At one side
a handsome tent--A number of country people assembled._
_Enter_ ASHFIELD _and_ DAME.
_Ash._ Make way, make way for the gentry! and, do ye hear, behave pratty
as I do--Dang thee, stond back, or I'll knack thee down, I wool.
_Enter_ SIR ABEL, _and_ MISS BLANDFORD, _with Servants._
_Sir Abel._ It is very kind of you to honour our rustic festivities with
your presence.
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