Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that workChambers, Robert
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Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that work
Chambers, Robert
English literature -- Scottish authors
If there be only one music-seller in the town, he
might have his boutique in a twelfth story, and yet he would be sure
to get all the natural custom of the place; but in the case of one out
of some five hundred haberdashers, or some two thousand grocers, it is
absolutely imperative that he should be established in some place with
a fatal facility of access. In all cases, there is a combination of
qualities in shops, as well as in men and women. There is something
indescribable about it; but an experienced eye, pretty well acquainted
with the characters of the streets [this is another subject] and parts
of streets, could almost in a moment decide upon the probabilities of
any given shop in a large city. He would combine in an instant in his
own mind the various qualities, and, counting them into each other
after the manner of Lieutenant Drummond, but by a figureless kind of
arithmetic, assign at once the exact value of the shop to any class
of traders. And shops have characters, too, in another sense of the
word—that is, they have reputations. Let a shop have all the apparent
advantages in the world, yet, if it be a shop in which several persons
have committed _faux pas_ in business, it is naught. We often see an
excellent shop thus lose caste, as it were, and become of hardly any
value to its proprietor. Suppose some one has failed in it between
terms, and deserted it: then do all the bill-stickers come in the
first place, and paste it over with huge placards from top to bottom,
exactly as a man drowned in the sea, however fine a fellow he may have
been, gets encased in a few days in barnacles and shell-fish, the
conchological part of the world taking that opportunity to show their
contempt for the human. Though the character of the shop is not yet,
perhaps, at its worst, yet, as it happens to remain unleased over the
next term, the despairing landlord, some time in September or October,
begins to let it “by the month or week” to all kinds of nameless
people, who die and make no _sign_, such as men that show orreries, or
auctioneers selling off bankrupt stocks, till at last it is as hopeless
to think of getting a good tenant into it, as for a man with a bad
character to expect a good place in the Excise. The shop is marked for
ever; and unless, like the man in the Vicar of Wakefield, it can get a
thoroughly new face and form, it has no chance whatsoever of resuming
its place in the first rank of shops.
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