English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
The proprietor was a nervous, bashful man, and when he found himself
standing before the Lesters and Captain Petrie, as they drank their
after-luncheon coffee, he was much embarrassed. At last he managed to
indicate that he wished to speak to Mr. Lester alone.
"Oh, nonsense!" said Charlie. "Go on. What's the matter?"
The proprietor nerved himself for the effort. After all, if these people
were not ashamed for themselves, why should he blush for them? Looking
sternly at Charlie, he began to formulate his accusation. He had not
got far before Maggie gave a little shriek of amazement; and the
captain, jumping up, seized him by the collar, and exclaimed:
"What do you mean, you little rascal? What's this scandalous nonsense
you've got hold of?" and the captain shook his host severely.
"I am not to be bullied, sir," said the proprietor stoutly. "I have
excellent authority for what I say, and----"
"Whose authority?"
The proprietor vouched Miss Grey and the fifth lady.
"We must look into this," said the captain.
Maggie, who was blushing severely, but was not without a secret tendency
to convulsive laughter, was prevailed upon to accompany them, and the
four proceeded to the drawing room, where the Inquisition sat enthroned
on the sofa, Miss Grey presiding. Miss Grey rose with a gesture of
horror.
"Not gone yet?" she exclaimed.
"No, ma'am," said the captain; "we want to hear your story first."
"Have you no shame?" demanded Miss Grey of Maggie.
"Never mind that, ma'am," said the captain; "let's have the story
first."
Miss Grey cast an appealing glance at the ceiling, and began: "With my
own ears I heard it. Mrs. Britson [Mrs. Britson was the fifth lady] will
confirm what I say. With my own ears I heard Captain Petrie relate to
Mr. Lester--to this person's brother--that he had had an interview with
this person when this person was entirely----" Miss Grey paused for
a moment, gathered her courage, and added in an awestruck whisper,
"disrobed."
A shudder ran through the audience. The culprits' faces expressed real
or simulated astonishment.
"If I must put it plainly," pursued Miss Grey--and at this several
ladies opened their fans and held them before their faces--"Captain
Petrie said that Miss Lester--that person--had nothing on, and that when
he reminded her of it she stated that the circumstance was immaterial.
Subsequently, at luncheon, the young woman herself admitted the fact in
the hearing of Mrs. Britson. If that is not enough----"
It apparently was enough, for Charlie Lester threw himself into an
armchair with a wild shriek of laughter. Maggie's slight figure shook
convulsively as she hid her face in her handkerchief, and Captain
Petrie, after a moment's blank amazement, cried out:
"By Jove! I've got it. Oh! this beats anything!" And he joined in with a
loud guffaw.
"Is that the way you treat such a--an abominable----" began Miss Grey
austerely.
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