"Voyez, madame, le jeune comte will still be a joli garçon in it. See, he will still rejoice the heart of his father and mother in grenat foncé." So saying good-natured Auguste passed into the garden displaying in his arms the red suit. A miracle seemed to have been performed. There it was, spotless and dry, and as good as it was when made by Messrs. Tags and Buttons of New Bond Street. Auguste laughed and talked excitedly, gesticulated wildly, and assured me that he had saved the costume by un secret--mais un secret suprême known alone to him and to his family. "See, madame," he cried superbly, "le bon Dieu ne pourrait pas mieux faire." Then he told me in confidence that it was not in vain that his mother had been over thirty years gouvernante in the household of Madame la Princesse de P----. She knew everything, he asserted, "mais tous les secrets de ménage." I bowed my head, and happily had the tact not to press for an explanation, for I knew Auguste's recipes were real secrets, and as jealously guarded as those of any War Office in Europe. Bess clapped her hands. "Hals will be pleased," she said. "Because now old Fräulein need not be cross, and there will be no punishments." Auguste bowed solemnly. "Madame is satisfied," he said, and retired like a beneficent fairy god-mother into the depth of his culinary kingdom. The difference between our people and the Latin races is great. I have often noticed that Frenchmen or Italians are delighted to know any housewifely trick or wile--and that ignorance of all other departments but their own does not, in their eyes, constitute intrinsic merit. Foreigners seldom say, "That was not my business, sir," or "not my department." Whereas, in every well-constituted English domestic mind, "not my business," or "not my work" is a creed to be cherished firmly, whatever else dissolves or changes, and is treated as the bulwark of English domestic life. Before I left the kitchen door I asked for a saucer of chopped egg, a slice of sponge cake, a roast potato, and half an apple for the inhabitants of my aviary. Tramp and Tartar started barking furiously, in a noisy inconsequent way; and off Bess and I went armed with dainties. Mouse followed gravely, but not without misgivings, for she took no interest in birds, and felt, I am sure, that they enjoyed far too much consideration from me. Bess and I descended the steps which led down from the garden to the field, but held on tightly to the rails, for it was slippery.