Circus -- Fiction; Maine -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
“I want you to understand that though I’m a widder I ain’t without
friends and protectors,” said Mrs. Snell. “The bill for damages will be
sent to Cap’n Nymphus Bodfish, at P’lermo, and he’ll have full power to
act for me. And now if you’ll take your el’phunt in tow and git off my
primises I’ll be much obleeged to you. I’ve been through all I want to
for one day.”
The name of Bodfish acted on the showman almost galvanically.
“Him,” he muttered, “settle with him? Not by a----”
He strode across the yard.
“You and me----” He began, but at that instant Imogene, who had heard
his voice in the space before the barn, whirled from her attempt to
squeeze through the tie-up and crashed out through the big doors. With
screams the women jammed back into the entry and slammed the door. The
men in the yard ran in all directions.
“Go back, Imogene!” the showman shouted wrathfully, but the anxious
beast ambled sidewise toward him, waving her trunk appealingly.
He jumped at her and threw up his arms. She stopped and gazed
reproachfully, and came toward him again.
“I say, she won’t hurt a soul,” he shouted, but the women kept up their
clamour in the house, and the men were hidden in the dusk. Then his
anger wreaked itself on the only thing in sight--and that was the amazed
Imogene.
There was a pile of fitted wood in the yard, and he began to bombard her
with it. She retreated a few steps, and then bowing her devoted head,
received the missiles meekly, yet with an evident determination to stay
that touched the showman’s heart.
“Poor old gal,” he muttered, “you’re worth all the rest put together.
But there ain’t no Widder Snell goin’ to pass me and my bus’ness along
to Cap Nymp’ Bodfish, and if this is the place where that old wharf-rat
thinks he’s goin’ to nest in the sweet by-and-by--well, no man ever
kicked me in the face and eyes of the public before!”
He set his teeth with obstinate resolve and walked up and rapped on the
widow’s door. When it was not opened to him he pushed vigorously,
and two women who had been holding it ran away into the sitting-room,
screaming that the elephant was coming.
But it was only Hiram who appeared to the terrified widow, backed into a
corner and surrounded by her retinue of comforters.
“Mis’ Snell,” said Hiram, bowing low and striving for an especial
purpose of his own to put his best foot forward, “a man ain’t to be
judged by first appearances nor while standin’ in a dooryard in the dark
tryin’ to handle an elephant that’s been scared to death by tomrotted
fools. Now, I can see that you’re a lady that’s used to the world and
that’s too polite and ladylike to refuse to have an understand when a
gentleman comes to you humbly like I do.”
He noted the little flush on the widow’s fair cheek and reflected that
Captain Bodfish displayed eminent good taste.
“I hope it won’t ever be said of me that I didn’t know my manners,”
replied Mrs. Snell, with pride, but visibly affected by Hiram’s gallant
admiration and homage.
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