Circus -- Fiction; Maine -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
“Wals’r, Lys, it’s wuth your goin’ up,” he broke out with a chuckle.
“That el’phunt’s loomin’ up in the middle of the barn floor with her
hind leg hitched to a sill beam; them chariot carts is in the yard, the
hosses fillin’ the stalls and the tie-up, folks standin’ ’round askin’
questions, and every durn young one in town rampagin’ ’round there!
I should think it would drive the Squire out of his mind--him that has
allus lived old bach and nothin’ to bother. It has set that old mare of
his into spasms. He had to hitch her off in the woodshed, and there she
stands with her head and tail up and snortin’ and whickerin’ ev’ry
time she thinks of how that el’phunt looked when they was introduced.
El’phunt’s name, by the way, is Imogene! Don’t that beat you? Imogene!
So Hime said this mornin’. Told us she was a real pet, and he brought
her along ’cause she would take on so if he tried to shake her. He’s
had her clos’ on fifteen years, he says. Sold her when he bust up his
show, but she swatted ’round her with her trunk, Hime says, and stove
down bars and bellered Hail Columby and pulled up stakes and got away
and follered him. Hime says Imogene is the only one in the world that
ever has given a continental cuss for him and stuck to him, and he says
that him and her will allus stick to one another after this. Says he’s
li’ble to start out circussin’ ag’in.”
“I s’pose the whole neighbourhood’s standin’ ‘round, listenin’ to them
yarns, heh?” grumbled Uncle Buck.
“Well, it’s all interestin’ to hear,” declared Ama-zeen sturdily. “And
he ain’t nobody’s fool, Hime ain’t.”
“It looks to me,” Uncle Lys growled on, “as though Squire Phin had got
more’n one el’phunt on his hands. Here’s Hime a-traipsin’ back home with
that gor-rammed turn-out, and before he’s been here no time he sasses
the whole town of Palermo, throws Judge Willard over his own fence and
tears ’round gen’rally. Here’s the old row between the fam’lies busted
out ag’in, and prob’ly more to happen when Klebe Willard gits home and
hears of it.”
“Don’t you reckon that Klebe has got fully as many of Hime Look’s marks
on him now as he wants to carry?” inquired Amazeen, drily.
“Klebe Willard, cap’n of the ‘Lycurgus Webb,’ turned forty-five, and
muscled up from knockin’ down P. I. sailors, ain’t exactly the same
feller he was when Hime Look scolloped him off twenty-five years ago,”
Amazeen retorted. “I tell you, Lys, you’re going to find out that
old ‘Hard-Times’ wasn’t snuffin’ at no pansy bed when he stood there
yesterday with his nose up. He was smellin’ trouble.”
Brickett had lounged out of the store and stood munching a sliver
of cheese that he had scraped from the broad knife after serving a
customer.
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