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PHINEAS LOOK
Attorney and Notary
The purr of the coffee grinder in the store beneath was a frequent
obbligato to the conferences between Squire Phin and his clients, and
the savour of spice and odour of kerosene stole up through the floor
cracks to mingle with the decidedly athletic fragrance of the Squire’s
blackened T. D. pipe.
Once he forgot one of those sooty-hued pipes and left it in the
attorney’s room at county court, and the young lawyers got ribbons and
hung it from a chandelier with a card reading, “Erected in Memory of
Phin Look.” Squire Look patiently hunted for that pipe when he went
to county court again, for its stoutness, after many months of careful
seasoning, appealed to his taste. But he never looked as high as the
chandelier.
Folks who knew Squire Phin well declared that he had never looked high
enough in life--not as high as his merits entitled. Men who understood
such things said that he knew enough law to match any judge on the State
bench, but in middle life he was still sitting up in his little office
over Brickett’s store, smoking his pipe and reading his fat law books,
with their shiny, hand-smooched bindings.
“Well, boys!” he said, as he came out upon the landing above them and
leaned over the rail. “What do you want to do--nominate me for Congress
at a mass-meeting?”
Without waiting for a reply he jammed a round-topped straw hat upon his
thick hair and came down the stairs with solid tread. A fat and fuzzy
old dog followed on his heels with tread comically similar. “I had two
of ’em once,” he was wont to say, “Eli and Uli, but I gave away Uli to
another lawyer and kept Eli.”
“They say, Squire Look,” began Uncle Buck, as soon as the lawyer came
within hearing, “that you can tell us whether old ‘Hard-Times’ there
ought to be hitched up on town hall cupoly as a vane or sent to the
insane ’sylum.”
“It ain’t fair to put it that way,” remonstrated Dow Babb, and he
proceeded to state the point of contention.
The two deep lines on either side of the Squire’s straight mouth curved
away, and his round, smooth-shaven face beamed upon them humorously.
“It isn’t the first time, gentlemen,” he said, “that the motives of
a philanthropist have been misconstrued by the people to whom he has
presented himself and his services.”
“What I contend,” broke in Dow Babb, “is that ’Quar’us has a sort of
seventh sense to smell happening ahead. I don’t know what to call it,
but it’s like what a dog has to make him go to howlin’ when some one’s
goin’ to die.”
“Well, you ought to ask Eli about that,” suggested the Squire, his smile
broader. “That seems to be right in his line,” and then, looking down
into the humid eyes of the dog, he asked, “Eli, why do you howl when
some one is going to die?”
The canine, who was squatting on the grass, thumped his tail agitatedly
and uttered a short “Wuff!”
“Can you talk dog well enough to understand?” asked the lawyer of Buck.
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