(Full stop.)”
“’Don’t understand a word of it,” said Stalky.
“More fool you! Construe,” said McTurk. “Those six bargees scragged the
Czar, and left no evidence. _Actum est_ with King.”
“He gave me that book, too,” said Beetle, licking his lips:
“There’s a great text in Galatians,
Once you trip on it entails
Twenty-nine distinct damnations,
One sure if another fails.”
Then irrelevantly:
“Setebos! Setebos! and Setebos!
Thinketh he liveth in the cold of the moon.”
“He’s just come in from dinner,” said Dick Four, looking through the
window. “Manders minor is with him.”
“’Safest place for Manders minor just now,” said Beetle.
“Then you chaps had better clear out,” said Stalky politely to the
visitors. “’Tisn’t fair to mix you up in a study row. Besides, we can’t
afford to have evidence.”
“Are you going to begin at once?’ said Aladdin.
“Immediately, if not sooner,” said Stalky, and turned out the gas.
“Strong, perseverin’ man--King. Make him cry ‘Capivi.’ G’way, Binjimin.”
The company retreated to their own neat and spacious study with
expectant souls.
“When Stalky blows out his nostrils like a horse,” said Aladdin to the
Emperor of China, “he’s on the war-path. ’Wonder what King will get.”
“Beans,” said the Emperor. “Number Five generally pays in full.”
“Wonder if I ought to take any notice of it officially,” said Abanazar,
who had just remembered he was a prefect.
“It’s none of your business, Pussy. Besides, if you did, we’d have them
hostile to _us_; and we shouldn’t be able to do any work,” said Aladdin.
“They’ve begun already.”
Now that West-African war-drum had been made to signal across estuaries
and deltas. Number Five was forbidden to wake the engine within earshot
of the school. But a deep, devastating drone filled the passages as
McTurk and Beetle scientifically rubbed its top. Anon it changed to the
blare of trumpets--of savage pursuing trumpets. Then, as McTurk slapped
one side, smooth with the blood of ancient sacrifice, the roar broke
into short coughing howls such as the wounded gorilla throws in his
native forest. These were followed by the wrath of King--three steps
at a time, up the staircase, with a dry whir of the gown. Aladdin and
company, listening, squeaked with excitement as the door crashed open.
King stumbled into the darkness, and cursed those performers by the gods
of Balliol and quiet repose.
“Turned out for a week,” said Aladdin, holding the study door on the
crack. “Key to be brought down to his study in five minutes. ‘Brutes!
Barbarians! Savages! Children!’ He’s rather agitated. ‘Arrah, Patsy,
mind the baby,’” he sang in a whisper as he clung to the door-knob,
dancing a noiseless war-dance.
King went down-stairs again, and Beetle and McTurk lit the gas to confer
with Stalky. But Stalky had vanished.
“Looks like no end of a mess,” said Beetle, collecting his books and
mathematical instrument case. “A week in the form-rooms isn’t any
advantage to us.”
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