The afternoon sun, lying in broad patches on the bed-rugs, saw three
boys and an umbrella disappear into a dormitory wall. In five minutes
they emerged, brushed themselves all over, washed their hands, combed
their hair, and descended.
“Are you sure you shoved her far enough under?” said McTurk suddenly.
“Hang it, man, I shoved her the full length of my arm and Beetle’s
brolly. That must be about six feet. She’s bung in the middle of King’s
big upper ten-bedder. Eligible central situation, _I_ call it. She’ll
stink out his chaps, and Hartopp’s and Macrea’s, when she really begins
to fume. I swear your Uncle Stalky is a great man. Do you realize what a
great man he is, Beetle?”
“Well, I had the notion first, hadn’t I--? only--”
“You couldn’t do it without your Uncle Stalky, could you?”
“They’ve been calling us stinkers for a week now,” said McTurk. “Oh,
_won’t_ they catch it!”
“Stinker! Yah! Stink-ah!” rang down the corridor.
“And she’s there,” said Stalky, a hand on either boy’s shoulder.
“She--is--there, gettin’ ready to surprise ’em. Presently she’ll begin
to whisper to ’em in their dreams. Then she’ll whiff. Golly, how she’ll
whiff! Oblige me by thinkin’ of it for two minutes.”
They went to their study in more or less of silence. There they began to
laugh--laugh as only boys can. They laughed with their foreheads on the
tables, or on the floor; laughed at length, curled over the backs of
chairs or clinging to a book-shelf; laughed themselves limp.
And in the middle of it Orrin entered on behalf of the house. “Don’t
mind us, Orrin; sit down. You don’t know how we respect and admire you.
There’s something about your pure, high young forehead, full of the
dreams of innocent boyhood, that’s no end fetchin’. It is, indeed.”
“The house sent me to give you this.” He laid a folded sheet of paper on
the table and retired with an awful front.
“It’s the resolution! Oh, read it, some one. I’m too silly-sick
with laughin’ to see,” said Beetle. Stalky jerked it open with a
precautionary sniff. “Phew! Phew! Listen. ‘_The house notices with pain
and contempt the attitude of indiference_’--how many f’s in
indifference, Beetle?”
“Two for choice.”
“Only one here--‘_adopted by the occupants of Number Five study in
relation to the insults offered to Mr. Prout’s house at the recent
meeting in Number Twelve form-room, and the House hereby pass a
vote of censure on the said study._’ That’s all.”
“And she bled all down my shirt, too!” said Beetle.
“An’ I’m catty all over,” said McTurk, “though I washed twice.”
“An’ I nearly broke Beetle’s brolly plantin’ her where she would
blossom!”
The situation was beyond speech, but not laughter. There was some
attempt that night to demonstrate against the three in their dormitory;
so they came forth.
“You see,” Beetle began suavely as he loosened his braces, “the trouble
with you is that you’re a set of unthinkin’ asses. You’ve no more brains
than spidgers. We’ve told you that heaps of times, haven’t we?”
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