“We were in your combe,” McTurk began, and he told his tale alternately
as a schoolboy and, when the iniquity of the thing overcame him, as an
indignant squire; concluding: “So you see he must be in the habit of
it. I--we---one never wants to accuse a neighbor’s man; but I took the
liberty in this case--”
“I see. Quite so. For a reason ye had. Infamous---oh, infamous!”
The two had fallen into step beside each other on the lawn, and Colonel
Dabney was talking as one man to another. “This comes of promoting a
fisherman--a fisherman--from his lobster-pots. It’s enough to ruin the
reputation of an archangel. Don’t attempt to deny it. It is! Your father
has brought you up well. He has. I’d much like the pleasure of his
acquaintance. Very much, indeed. And these young gentlemen? English
they are. Don’t attempt to deny it. They came up with you, too?
Extraordinary! Extraordinary, now! In the present state of education I
shouldn’t have thought any three boys would be well enough grounded.
But out of the mouths of--No--no! Not that by any odds. Don’t attempt to
deny it. Ye’re not! Sherry always catches me under the liver, but--beer,
now? Eh? What d’you say to beer, and something to eat? It’s long since
I was a boy--abominable nuisances; but exceptions prove the rule. And a
vixen, too!” They were fed on the terrace by a gray-haired housekeeper.
Stalky and Beetle merely ate, but McTurk with bright eyes continued a
free and lofty discourse; and ever the old gentleman treated him as a
brother.
“My dear man, of _course_ ye can come again. Did I not say exceptions
prove the rule? The lower combe? Man, dear, anywhere ye please, so long
as you do not disturb my pheasants. The two are not incompatible. Don’t
attempt to deny it. They’re not! I’ll never allow another gun, though.
Come and go as ye please. I’ll not see you, and ye needn’t see me. Ye’ve
been well brought up. Another glass of beer, now? I tell you a fisherman
he was and a fisherman he shall be to-night again. He shall! Wish
I could drown him. I’ll convoy you to the Lodge. My people are not
precisely--ah--broke to boy, but they’ll know you again.”
He dismissed them with many compliments by the high Lodge-gate in the
split-oak park palings and they stood still; even Stalky, who had played
second, not to say a dumb, fiddle, regarding McTurk as one from another
world. The two glasses of strong home-brewed had brought a melancholy
upon the boy, for, slowly strolling with his hands in his pockets, he
crooned:--“Oh, Paddy dear, and did ye hear the news that’s goin’ round?”
Under other circumstances Stalky and Beetle would have fallen upon him,
for that song was barred utterly--anathema--the sin of witchcraft. But
seeing what he had wrought, they danced round him in silence, waiting
till it pleased him to touch earth.
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