"Thank you, sir, thank you!" said the ex-butler, with earnest gratitude; and he went and placed the bottle on the sideboard. Then he came back, and hesitatingly took out an envelope from his pocket. "And if I might ask another favour, sir. You see, sir, in this ’ot weather people won’t go to the theatres; and they’re not doing much; and my brother-in-law, the theatrical agent, he’s glad to get the places filled up, to make a show, sir, as you might say. And I’ve got two dress-circle seats, if you and the young lady was thinking of going to the theatre to-morrow night. It’s a great favour, sir, as my brother-in-law said to me as he was a-giving me the tickets and arsking me to get ’em used." He lied; for there was no brother-in-law and no theatrical agent in the case. He himself had that very afternoon honestly and straightforwardly purchased the tickets at the box-office, as he had done on more than one occasion before, out of the money allowed him for personal expenses by his wife; so that he had to look forward to a severe curtailment of his gin and tobacco for weeks to come. "Thanks—thanks!" said George Bethune, as he lit his long clay pipe. "I will see what my granddaughter says when she comes in—unless you would like to use the tickets yourself." "Oh, no, sir, begging your pardon, sir," was the instant rejoinder. "When I ’ave a evening out I go to the Oxbridge music-’all—perhaps it’s vanity, sir—but when Charley Coldstream gets a hangcore, I do like to hear some on ’em call out, ’Says Wolseley, says he!’ Ah, sir, that was the proudest moment of my life when I see Charley Coldstream come on the stage and begin to sing verse after verse, and the people cheering; and I owed it all to you, sir; it was you, sir, as advised me to send it to him——" "A catching refrain—a catching refrain," said the old gentleman, encouragingly. "Just fitted to get hold of the public ear." "Why, sir," said Hobson, with a fatuous little chuckle of delight, "this werry afternoon, as I was coming down Park-street, I ’eard a butcher’s boy a-singing it—I did indeed, sir—as clear as could be I ’eard the words, ’Says Wolseley, says he, To Arabi, You can fight other chaps, but you can’t fight me.’ —every word I ’eard. But would you believe it, sir, when I was in the Oxbridge music-’all I could ’ardly listen, I was so frightened, and my ears a-buzzin, and me ’ardly able to breathe. Lor, sir, that was a experience! Nobody looked at me, and that was a mercy—I couldn’t ha’ stood it. Even the chairman, as was not more than six yards from me, ’e didn’t know who I was, and not being acquainted with him, I couldn’t offer him somethink, which I should have considered it a proud honour so to do on sich an occasion. And if I might make so bold, sir——" He was fumbling in his breast-pocket. "What—more verses?" said Mr. Bethune, good-naturedly. "Well, let’s see them. But take a seat, man, take a seat."