"Come, come," said he, with an affectation of good humour, "that is a strong word. Morris heard no lies from me, I can assure you. Why, don’t we all of us know who and what old George Bethune is! He may flourish and vapour successfully enough elsewhere; but he doesn’t impose on Fleet-street; we know him too well. And don’t imagine I have any dislike towards your venerable friend; not the slightest; in fact, I rather admire the jovial old mountebank. You see, he doesn’t treat me to too much of his Scotch _blague_; I’m not to the manner born; and he knows it. Oh, he’s skilful enough in adapting himself to his surroundings—like a trout, that takes the colour of the pool he finds himself in; and when he gets hold of a Scotchman, I am told his acting of the rugged and manly independence of the Scot—of the Drury Lane Scot, I mean—is splendid. I wonder he doesn’t go and live in Edinburgh. They take things seriously there. They might elevate him into a great position—make a great writer of him—they’re in sore need of one or two; and then every now and again he could step out of his cloud of metaphysics, and fall on something. That’s the way the Scotchmen get hold of a subject; they don’t take it up as an ordinary Christian would; they fall on it. We once had an English poet called Milton; but Masson fell on him, and crushed him, and didn’t even leave us an index by which to identify the remains. Old Bethune should go back to Scotland, and become the Grand Lama of Edinburgh letters: it would be a more dignified position than cadging about for a precarious living among us poor southrons." Vincent paid but small heed to all this farrago: he was busily thinking how certain undoubted features and circumstances of old George Bethune’s life might appear when viewed through the belittling and sardonic scepticism of this man’s mind; and then again, having had that hue and shape conferred upon them, how would they look when presented to the professional judgment of such a person as Mr. George Morris? "The Scotch are the very oddest people in all the world," Mr. Fox continued, for he seemed to enjoy his own merry tirade. "They’ll clasp a stranger to their bosom, and share their last bawbee with him, if only he can prove to them that he, too, was born within sight of MacGillicuddy’s Reeks——" "MacGillicuddy’s Reeks are in Ireland," said Vincent.