Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the MississippiCurtis, David A.
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Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the Mississippi
Curtis, David A.
Poker players -- Fiction; Short stories, American
When he challenged Mr. Titherton to a game of draw-poker, however,
something like consternation was immediately manifest among the other
occupants of the barroom. One evidence of the simplicity of life in
Brownsville was that Sam had never found it necessary to adopt a name
for his saloon. It did not have to be distinguished from the other
barrooms, because there were no others.
In consequence, the main part of the male population of Brownsville sat
in Sam’s place evenings, and when the leading citizen of the place,
being not too completely in command of all his faculties, proposed to
play poker with a stranger who was known to have suspicious ability as a
player, to say the least, it was realized that a common peril impended;
for Long Mike was not only the chief capitalist and the sole employer of
labour in the place, but he was also known to be entirely reckless when
he was well started, and capable of playing away his entire earthly
possessions. Mr. Titherton, therefore, stood to win practically all the
money in Brownsville unless something was done promptly.
It was true that Long Mike was lucky. It was one of the traditions of
Brownsville, and the story had travelled both up and down the river,
that nobody could win money from Long Mike in a square game, provided
that gentleman kept sober enough to count his chips. But Brownsville
realized that luck alone was not likely to avail much to the man who
played single-handed with Mr. Titherton.
The obvious expedient, therefore, was to increase the number of players
in the game. It seemed certain that if Titherton and Long Mike played a
two-handed game, disaster would befall, but if several others should sit
in, there would at least be the chance of frustrating any schemes of
iniquitous play that might be instituted, and there would be the further
possibility of breaking the game up by force of arms in case the
disaster should become imminent.
It was usually Stumpy who spoke first, and this occasion proved to be
no exception. Knowing the uncertain temper of his boss, he realized the
necessity for diplomacy, and therefore spoke as one who might address
the entire atmosphere:
“Av it wasn’t for me bein’ th’ cr-rack player in Brownsville, maybe it’s
me ’ud be as’t for to take a hand, I don’t know. Sure, it’d be loike
takin’ a bottle o’ milk from a babby. It’d be a sin f’r me to play.”
Long Mike looked at him uncertainly for a time. Then he laughed
contemptuously.
“Since when did ye l’arn the game, Stumpy?” he said. “Sure, it was last
week I bluffed ye out on a pair o’ deuces.”
“There’s ne’er a man this side o’ Memphis,” replied Stumpy, steadily,
“can bate me at th’ game, barrin’ it’s Gallagher, yander, an’ maybe
Ferguson, av he have the luck.”
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