“‘I don’t say _any one_ could,’ said Cassiopeia. ‘But if I were so
strong that my hands just—er—_swung_, and I saw that poor old lamb, far
from his home, and with not sense enough to go to it, I’d do the best I
could to take him there!’
“‘There aren’t stars enough in the Sky to make me touch him!’ said
Hercules. ‘And it isn’t carryin’ him I mind. Bless you, I could pick him
up like a baby. He doesn’t weigh so much.’
“‘Then why don’t you do it?’ asked Cepheus.
“‘’Tisn’t lucky,’ said Hercules. ‘He isn’t willing; and he’s an
Innocent. No good ever comes of crossing an idjit. I wouldn’t lay so
much as a finger on that loony bear—unless he was willing—for all you
could offer! No, sir-ee!’
“Then they were just about ready to give up, or take anything that
offered, so they weren’t very reluctant to see old Aquarius, who had
been beckoning to them and waving his watering-pot for some time, and
evidently had something to say. They drew near, where he could talk to
them, though they groaned when they did it, for they knew he would bore
them almost to death.
“‘I have been strangely unable to gain your notice, although I have made
considerable effort to that end,’ he began, in his prosy way. ‘I have
waved my hand—thus’ (he showed them how he had beckoned), ‘and my
watering-pot—thus’ (and he showed them how he had waved the
watering-pot, and hadn’t spilled a drop of water, although it had two
spouts), ‘but in spite of my endeavors, I have been unable to attract
your notice.’ (They looked at each other, and sighed.) ‘I have been thus
persistent,’ he went on, ‘for _your_ good; not for my own
pleasure—although conversation with congenial persons is always most
agreeable to me—’
“‘Me, too,’ said Draco. ‘I jutht love to talk to my friendth.’
“‘Er—exactly,’ said Aquarius. ‘But it was not merely to
converse—agreeable as it may be to us all—_all_,’ he repeated, waving
his watering-pot benevolently. (And they looked at each other again; and
some of them changed their weight over onto the other foot.) ‘No, I had
a purpose in calling you hither. I rarely act without a purpose—’
“‘What was it?’ asked Perseus.
“‘I was about to mention it!’—looking at Perseus reprovingly. ‘You
seemed in some perplexity concerning the removal of that misguided Bear
to his proper place. I gather that he considers himself—and wishes to be
considered—a Wagon! A most surprising hallucination. It might be
interesting to consider how it could have arisen?’ He looked at them, in
turn, to see if they were inclined to consider it, but they were not,
and stood perfectly still, without any expression in their faces, until
Hercules said: ‘You were going to tell us something.’
“‘Yes. I remember to have heard something that applies exactly to such a
case. I am sure it will be a helpful suggestion.’
“Every one looked hopeful and interested, but Aquarius stopped short.
They waited. Then, ‘I seem to have forgotten it for the moment. But
never mind—it will come—it will come—’
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