In due course, the morning came—indeed, it was not far off—and with it
wiser counsels. Mary woke early and talked about the baby, which was
teething; indeed, so soon as the nurse was up she sent for it that the
three of them might hold a consultation over a swollen gum. Also she
discussed the date of their departure to Beaulieu, for again Christmas
was near at hand; adding, however, somewhat to Morris’s relief, that
unless the baby’s teeth went on better she really did not think that
they could go, as it would be most unwise to take her out of the care
of Dr. Charters and trust her to the tender mercies of foreign leeches.
Morris agreed that it might be risky, and mentioned that in a letter
which he had received from the concierge at Beaulieu a few days before,
that functionary said that the place was overrun with measles and
scarlatina.
“Morris!” ejaculated Mary, sitting bolt upright in bed, “and you never
told me! What is more, had it not been for baby’s teeth, which brought
it to your mind, I believe you never would have told me, and I might
have taken those unprotected little angels and—Oh! goodness, I can’t
bear to think of it.”
Morris muttered some apologies, whereon Mary, looking at him
suspiciously through her falling hair, asked:
“Why did you forget to show me the letter? Did you suppress it because
you wanted to go to Beaulieu?”
“No,” answered Morris with energy; “I hate Beaulieu. I forgot, that is
all; because I have so much to think about, I suppose.”
“So much? I thought that things were arranged now so that you had
nothing at all to think about except how to spend your money and be
happy with me, and adore the dear angels—Yes, I think that perhaps the
nurse had better take her away. Touch the bell, will you? There, she’s
gone. Keep her well wrapped up, and mind the draught, nurse.
“No, don’t get up yet, Morris; I want to talk to you. You have been
very gloomy of late, just like you used to be before you married,
mooning about and staring at nothing. And what on earth do you do
sitting up to all hours of the morning in that ghosty old chapel, where
I wouldn’t be alone at twelve o’clock for a hundred pounds?”
“I read,” said Morris.
“Read? Read what? Novels?”
“Sometimes,” answered Morris.
“Oh, how can you tell such fibs? Why, that last book by Lady
What’s-her-name which came in the Mudie box—the one they say is so
improper—has been lying on your table for over two months, and you
can’t tell me yet what it was the heroine did wrong. Morris, you are
not inventing anything more, are you?”
Here was an inspiration. “I admit that I am thinking of a little
thing,” he said with diffidence, as though he were a budding poet with
a sonnet on his mind.
“A little thing? What little thing?”
“Well, a new kind of aerophone designed to work uninfluenced by its
twin.”
“Well, and why shouldn’t it? Everything can’t have a twin—only I
suppose there would be nothing to hear.”
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