“To the devil, I imagine,” answered Mary composedly, “and as you are a
man one can guess the guide’s sex. It’s getting dark, let us go out.
This is such a creepy place in the dark that it actually makes me
understand what people mean by nerves. And, Morris, of course you
understand that I have only been talking rubbish. I always liked
inventing fairy tales; you taught me; only this one is too grown
up—disagreeable. What I really mean is that I do think it might be a
good thing if you wouldn’t live quite so much alone, and would go out a
bit more. You are getting quite an odd look on your face; you are
indeed, not like other men at all. I believe that it comes from your
worrying about this wretched invention until you are half crazy over
the thing. Any change there?”
He shook his head. “No, I can’t find the right alloy—not one that can
be relied upon. I begin to doubt whether it exists.”
“Why don’t you give it up—for a while at any rate?”
“I have. I made a novel kind of electrical hand-saw this spring, and
sold the patent for £100 and a royalty. There’s commercial success for
you, and now I am at work on a new lamp of which I have the idea.”
“I am uncommonly glad to hear it,” said Mary with energy. “And, I say,
Morris, you are not offended at my silly parables, are you? You know
what I mean.”
“Not a bit. I think it is very kind of you to worry your head about an
impossible fellow like me. And look here, Mary, I have done some
dreaming in my time, it is true, for so far the world has been a place
of tribulation to me, and it is sick hearts that dream. But I mean to
give it up, for I know as well as you do that there is only one end to
all these systems of mysticism.” Mary looked up.
“I mean,” he went on, correcting himself, “to the mad attempt unduly
and prematurely to cultivate our spiritual natures that we may live to
and for them, and not to and for our natural bodies.”
“Exactly my argument, put into long words,” said Mary. “There will be
plenty of time for that when we get down among those old gentlemen
yonder—a year or two hence, you know. Meanwhile, let us take the world
as we find it. It isn’t a bad place, after all, at times, and there are
several things worth doing for those who are not too lazy.
“Good-bye, I must be off; my bicycle is there against the railings. Oh,
how I hate that machine! Now, listen, Morris; do you want to do
something really useful, and earn the blessings of an affectionate
relative? Then invent a really reliable electrical bike, that would
look nice and do all the work, so that I could sit on it comfortably
and get to a place without my legs aching as though I had broken them,
and a red face, and no breath left in my body.”
“I will think about it,” he said; “indeed, I have thought of it already
but the accumulators are the trouble.”
“Then go on thinking, there’s an angel; think hard and continually
until you evolve that blessed instrument of progression. I say, I
haven’t a lamp.”
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