Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 02, May 1, 1858
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Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 02, May 1, 1858
New York (N.Y.) -- Politics and government
“Hamlet.” We ardently desired to go, but had not sufficient money;
and away we trudge to Brattle street, and exchange our new clothes
for worthless rags, with five dollars besides. We then return to the
theatre, and linger on its steps until the performance begins, when we
purchase tickets, and rush, with about forty negroes, up stairs into
the gallery, like a gang of maniacs, (so wild was our common joy,)
where we witness a vast plain of woolly heads that resemble the Black
Sea. The heat was intense, and we perspired like cotton slaves, and
the stench was as intolerable as cholera malaria. During the day, we
engaged lodgings with a little colored barber, opposite the theatre,
for nine-pence each a night. At the close of the performance we thumped
a long period before he let us in, and then we found him partially
intoxicated. In the morning, we strolled on the Common, and John became
homesick, and besought me to return to Providence; and he cried and
implored so hard, that I yielded; and while engaging our passage, a
young man named James Baker recognised us, and desired me to remain in
Boston under his protection, to which I assented, but John departed
for Providence. I went to board with Jim Baker in Theatre Alley, with
Mrs. Charnock, a superannuated actress, and afterwards at the Sun
Tavern and other places, for which we did not pay our board, and walked
to Salem, where I wrote to father for money, which he sent me, and I
returned to Providence. He received me with intense affection, and I
wept with commingled joy and sorrow at my return, and his anguish at my
dishonorable absence. At about ten years old, John Horsewell and myself
stole some pigeons from Dexter Spencer’s barn, and we were caught with
them in our hats. Father took my hand, and led me to the wharf, where
ships could float, and suspended me over the water, until I had a
slight fit, when he carried me home. It was baking day, and aunt Lucy
was very angry because he did not drown me, and in her wrath, while
he was absent, she took out the pies and brown bread, and put me in
the oven head foremost, and nearly baked me. A few seconds more in the
oven, and I would have smothered. I told father when he came to dinner,
and he boxed Aunt Lucy’s ears severely, and demanded her to instantly
surrender the dress and bonnet he gave her the day previous. But she
cried so hard, and wrung her hands so piteously, that he soon restored
them, lest she would have cramps in the stomach, with which she was
often dangerously afflicted, through her excessive fondness for cheese
and hard-shell clams, of which she often ate until she could scarcely
breathe. A month later, I stole some peaches and currents from Captain
Prouds’ garden, and old junk and iron from the ship yards. Father was
a Justice of the Peace, and took me to jail, and put me in a cell;
but I screamed so fearfully, that he restored me to liberty in about
five minutes; and when I emerged from the dungeon, I sprang upon his
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