Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 14, July 24, 1858 — John Shaqi
Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 14, July 24, 1858Branch, Stephen H.
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Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 14, July 24, 1858
Branch, Stephen H.
New York (N.Y.) -- Politics and government
After the race, Governors B. F. Pinckney, P. G. Maloney, and Isaac J.
Oliver, with a large number of invited guests, sat down to a jolly
good dinner, furnished by order of the Governors, at the Lunatic
Asylum. The tables were supplied with every delicacy of the season,
with an abundant supply of brandies, wines, champagne, &c. It has been
hinted by some malicious persons, that the proceedings at table were
worthy of the place where the feast was held.”
These cruel and lazy Governors must have looked funny, sprawled on the
velvet banks, with public rum and segars in their bladders and jaws,
and obscenity and blasphemy in their filthy mouths, gazing at the
unfortunate creatures, (rowing for their lives beneath a burning sun,)
whom the public kindly placed under their supervision. What a gang of
drones, and thieves, and squanderers, and unblushing scamps! O that
Maloney and Pinckney and Oliver could be made to earn, by hard labor,
a tithe of the thousands they rifle from the honest and industrious
classes.
* * * * *
The HARPERS are dead! They have played their last card, and sung their
last lay! Their death was horrible and harrowing to their friends.
Read their melancholy and most deplorable Obituary, on the first page
of their _Weekly_ Journal of July 10, which contains the sprawling
likeness of James Gordon Bennett, with a most glorious coat of
whitewash over the sweet form of Helen Jewett, and a host of black
mail imps and slaughtered victims of his vengeance and cupidity. Read,
O read, and behold the price of a puff, and weep over the
irrecoverable downfall of the Harpers, including James, the
unnaturalized Englishman, who was an American Mayor! O, jokers and
thimble riggers! where are you? Appear! appear! appear! and strive to
crush your rivals!
* * * * *
=All is not sung from pious lung!=
Mayor Tiemann is an Episcopalian:
If high or low,
Dam if I know,
Though deeds will show,
As vane the blow.
The Harpers are smooth and quiet Methodists,
And value pence
More than defence
Of sacred Altars,
Or pious paupers.
Gov. Oliver is a rough and noisy Methodist,
And blows wind like a bellows
To many verdant fellows,
While in Pauper contracts,
He seeks Robbers’ barracks.
* * * * *
=The Police and Public Robbers.=
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