Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 20, September 4, 1858
History
Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 20, September 4, 1858
New York (N.Y.) -- Politics and government
AN AFTER-THOUGHT.—Mayor Tiemann, in his epistle to the Lord Mayor of
London, remarks, with respect to the Atlantic Telegraph, that “to God be
all praise.” We are glad that the Mayor has, like Saul of Tarsus, seen a
great light, for last week Cyrus W. Field monopolized all the praise.
* * * * *
NIAGARA ECLIPSED.—We had always thought that Niagara _falls_ were the
greatest extant, but we are mistaken. We have lately discovered one fall
infinitely greater than the above—Mayor Tiemann’s fall from the good
opinion of the citizens of New York into the arms of James Gordon
Bennett.
* * * * *
“A STICK!”—By all means, at all times, we would have our friends _stick_
beside us; but the assumed friend, who, seeking help, helped himself
with our _composing stick_, from _beside us_, may he soon need a
_crutch_.—[D.]
A Pertinent Series of Queries.
_To the Editor of the Alligator_:
NEW YORK, August 24, 1858.
SIR.—There are a few things which I, with many others of my
acquaintances, wish to know, relative to the assistant matron of
Randall’s Island, who figured so conspicuously in the press and in
our Court of Sessions for the last month past. Before putting the
questions, I would just say—as the subject of the note is a
lady—if this were the first piece of scandal the citizens of New
York had any knowledge of in connection with our city
appointments, I, for one, would have been the first to have had
this savory morsel consigned to the “tomb of all the Capulets.”
Unfortunately it is not so. It is a well known fact that those who
are fortunate enough to receive the patronage of the corporation
of New York, and of all the lesser organizations in any way
connected with our city, must, at least _possess one negative_
qualification—they must be thoroughly destitute of honesty. Add to
this a great talent for plundering the public treasury, drinking
any quantity of rum, talking profanely, and well skilled in
fistiana, drinking _swill milk_ and eating _swill-fed beef_, and,
in a word, in bamboozling everybody. It would appear, from
disclosures lately made in certain quarters, the qualifications of
the female portion of the appointees is in no way higher than the
male portion.
The first question is—Did the Ten Governors, or any of them,
_know_ that this woman cohabited, as alleged in the _Alligator_
and not disputed on the trial, with the individual represented as
her friend? If so, this is a sad spectacle to be exhibited before
our wives and daughters.
In the second place, why did Mayor, then Governor, Tiemann, if he
did not _know_, prevent this _particular friend_ from visiting the
Island, while he permitted all the lady’s other friends to visit
her?
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account