Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Lancashire (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
“I don’t allow no ill language neither,” observed Jinny. “If yo’ can’t
get along wi’out usin’ bad words yo’ needn’t be at the trouble of
unpackin’ that box o’ yo’rn.”
“Theer, don’t get vexed,” put in John, in a stage whisper to his fellow
workman. “Humour her a bit, mon. Yo’ll not rue it at arter, an’ so I
tell yo’. A mon met search far an’ wide afore he found hisself so weel
done-to as we find ourselves here.”
“What mun I drink then?” cried Luke sullenly. “Dry water!”
“Yo’ can have coffee same as the rest on us,” returned Jinny. “It’s
b’ilin’ on the fire now, an’ ’ull be ready as soon as yo’ are, I doubt.
Ate yo’r bacon an’ don’t let’s hear so mich talk.”
“Is talk forbidden too?” enquired Luke, with a dawning smile.
“Not when it’s gradely talk,” responded his hostess. “If yo’n anything
to say, say it, but I’ll not be moidered wi’ grumblin’s an’ growlin’s.”
John plunged at once into an account of a chance meeting with an old
crony of his, who was also, it seemed a friend of Miss Whiteside’s,
describing with a good deal of dry humour his encounter with this
gentleman, who was, it appeared, more nor a little set up since he had
shifted to Liverpool. Jinny seemed much tickled, and interrupted the
speaker every now and then by a burst of laughter—very fresh and pleasant
laughter, her blue eyes twinkling the while in a way that was equally
pleasant. She was in such a good humour that at the conclusion of the
repast Luke was emboldened to produce his pipe, and, after tentatively
polishing it on his coat sleeve, held it out to her.
“Can I smoke,” he asked ingratiatingly, “or is that again the rules too?”
“Well,” said Miss Whiteside, surveying him reflectively, “if yo’ was ony
kin o’ mine I’d ha’ summat to say to yo’, but if yo’ choose to weer yo’r
brass on baccy it’s nobry’s business but yo’r own. It keeps yo’ quiet,
an’ so long as yo’ stick to coffee for yo’r drink, theer’s no harm in’t
as far as I can see. Say grace afore yo’ leave the table though.”
This time Luke, if he did not openly join in the devotions, had the good
taste to sit quiet, and to keep his features composed and his eyes
downcast till the “Amen,” after which he lit his pipe and fell to smoking
in silence. John, who was no smoker, adjourned to the bench in the
porch, and, drawing a newspaper from his pocket, began to read.
Meanwhile Jinny “sided” the things, singing to herself in a high, clear
voice. Presently, catching up a bucket, she went out; the creaking of a
windlass was heard, and in another minute she returned, the pail brimming
over with water.
“Yo’n a well here, I see,” observed Luke, removing his pipe. “I couldn’t
make out what the screeching was. Yo’ are rale owd-fashioned folks
hereabouts.”
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