Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Lancashire (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
“Noan the war for thot,” said Jinny. “Yo’ Manchester folks is so
stuck-up yo’ reckon to find pumps an’ taps an’ sich like i’ th’ country.
But yo’ll ha’ to put up wi’ us same as yo’ find us. When yo’r for
cl’anin’ yo’, yo’ll ha’ to fill bucket for yo’rsel’, same as John
yonder.”
“Eh, I’ll fill it,” responded Luke; “’tisn’t so very mich trouble. I’d
ha’ filled yon for yo’ too if I’d ha’ knowed what yo’ was arter.”
“Nay, I’d as soon do for mysel’, thank yo’,” retorted Jinny. “I never
was one as fancied bein’ behowden to folks. Theer, ’tis striking one,”
as the cuckoo-clock on the chimney-piece gave out a quavering note, “yo’d
best be steppin’.”
Luke rose, pocketed his pipe, and followed John, who had already folded
up his newspaper and left his place in the porch. They walked away
together in silence until they were out of earshot, and then Luke, with a
slow grin and a backward jerk of his head towards the cottage, remarked:—
“Th’ owd lass seems awful religious.”
“She’s thot,” agreed John, “but she’s one o’ the better mak’ for all
that. She dunnot preach nowt as she dunnot put i’ practice, mon.”
“Well, I dunnot howd wi’ bein’ put upon as how ’tis,” retorted Luke
defiantly. “I’m one as dunnot like to sup coffee when I’ve a mind to sup
beer, an’ to be set down to say grace, same as if I was a babby.”
“We’re all babbies here,” said John, with a grin. “I could laugh by
times of a Sunday morn, when we all sets out for church same as the
infants in the school.”
“Church!” exclaimed Luke, his voice becoming almost falsetto in its
indignation. “Tell yo’ what—she’ll find she’s got hold o’ the wrong mak’
o’ chap for they games. ’Twas a rule as I made long ago.”
John laughed to himself in a way which increased the new porter’s ire.
“What do yo’ mean by that?” he enquired sharply; “theer’s nought to laugh
at as I can see.”
“I’m nobbut thinkin’ yo’ll change yo’r tune afore long, same as the rest
on us,” returned the other. “We all has to give in to Miss Whiteside.
Jem Phillips, as has just gone, he thought he’d have his own way about
comin’ home late fro’ the public, but she soon let him know.”
“I’ll let her know then,” growled Luke, in the depths of his brown beard.
That very evening his resolution was put to the test. He had preserved
an ominous and gloomy silence throughout supper, which, though plentiful
and comfortably served, was rendered in a manner distasteful to him by
the compulsory devotions which had preceded it; and observed in a loud
voice at its conclusion, that he intended to step out to the “Blue Lion.”
Jinny received the information disapprovingly but calmly.
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