Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other StoriesBarry, John Arthur
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Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other Stories
Barry, John Arthur
Australia -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
‘But this pitchin’s terrible dry work, lads,’ suddenly broke off the
narrator. ‘Come inside, an’ let’s have another long-sleever apiece,
an’ then I’ll finish the yarn. Spite o’ them “mopokes” I’ve got a bit
o’ stuff left yet.
‘Well, mates,’ went on Wilson, as the party resumed their seats, ‘the
darkies throwed their spears, an’ slings their bommerangs, but it
weren’t no use, I was too high up for ’em, and the nighest spear as
come out of a couple o’ dozen, sticks in a good six foot below my
limb. Seein’ this, one beggar gets the axe from the wood-heap. But she
were old an’ blunt like her owner, ole Davies, an’ I soon see by the
way they shapes as it’d take ’em a couple o’ years to fall me. For a
while they niggles away at the big butt, turn an’ turn about, then
jacks the contract, gruntin’ like a lot o’ pigs.
‘Next move were, one gets the gun out o’ the hut, an’ I scwoushes down
into a six-inch heap, till I remembers she weren’t loaded; an’ I
didn’t give ’em credit for knowin’ how to do that.
‘The mopoke as got her points her most careful, with the stock agen
his belly, an’ with a grin at his mates, as much as to reckon, “You
watch me pot him,” he shouts “Bung!” an’ as true’s I’m sittin’ here, I
bursts out larfin’ to see them black fools a-starin’ up so hard, and
wonderin’ why I didn’t fall down dead man.
‘Presen’ly, ’bout half way up my tree, they spots a good-sized pipe,
an’ bringin’ a fire-stick from the hut, up one comes like a
lamplighter. I knowed the ole gum was sound an’ green enough at the
butt, but I sees by the pipe that some of the top limbs must be
holler, an’ I didn’ fancy this last move a little bit. So, as he’s
busy straddled-out, a-blowin’ and a-puffin’ to raise the flame, I nips
down, pulls out the spear, an’ lets drive at him ’s hard ’s I could.
You never see such a thing in your lives! It hit him just acrost the
loins, an’ goes more’n half way through him. He just gives a wriggle
or two and twists over into a fork and lies there, a proper stiff ’un.
‘You bet, lads, I was proud’s a dog with a tin tail; an’ sez I, “One
for poor Towzer, you pot-bellied willian!” By gosh! didn’t they yell,
an’ dance, an’ carry on when they sees this, an’ me safe agen back in
the ole perch.
‘Runnin’ to the hut, they tears out the slabs in a wink, piles ’em up
at the butt of the ole gum, and sets fire to ’em.
‘In a minute or two, I couldn’t see a stem for smoke; but, as they was
green belar, not a blaze could they get out of ’em.
‘Well, I was squattin’ up there, a-peepin’ down through the smoke for
the next feller as wanted to show off his climbin’ abilities, when I
hears a noise of horses gallopin’, an’ men shoutin’, an’ shots
a-poppin’ off like Billy-ho.
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