Stokers and pokers : $b or, The London and North-Western Railway, the electric telegraph, and the railway clearing-houseHead, Francis Bond, Sir
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Stokers and pokers : $b or, The London and North-Western Railway, the electric telegraph, and the railway clearing-house
Head, Francis Bond, Sir
London and North-Western Railway; Railway Clearing House (London, England); Telegraph -- Great Britain
In the office in which these ledgers and letter-books are made up are
to be seen on shelves and in compartments the innumerable articles
which have been left in the trains during the last two months,
each being ticketed and numbered with a figure corresponding with
the entry-book in which the article is defined. Without, however,
describing in detail this property we will at once proceed to a large
pitch-dark subterranean vaulted chamber, warmed by hot-air iron
pipes, in which are deposited the flock of lost sheep, or, without
metaphor, the lost luggage of the last two years.
Suspended from the roof there hangs horizontally in this chamber
a gas-pipe about eight feet along, and as soon as the brilliant
burners at each end were lighted the scene was really astounding.
It would be infinitely easier to say what there is not, than what
there is, in the forty compartments like great wine-bins in which
all this lost property is arranged. One is choke-full of men’s
hats, another of parasols, umbrellas, and sticks of every possible
description. One would think that all the ladies’ reticules on earth
were deposited in a third. How many little smelling-bottles--how
many little embroidered pocket-handkerchiefs--how many little musty
eatables and comfortable drinkables--how many little bills, important
little notes, and other very small secrets each may have contained,
we felt that we would not for the world have ascertained; but when
we gazed at the enormous quantity of red cloaks, red shawls, red
tartan-plaids, and red scarfs piled up in one corner, it was, we
own, impossible to help reflecting that surely English ladies of all
ages who wear red cloaks, &c., must in some mysterious way or other
be powerfully affected by the whine of compressed air, by the sudden
ringing of a bell, by the sight of their friends--in short, by the
various conflicting emotions that disturb the human heart on arriving
at the up-terminus of the Euston Station; for else how, we gravely
asked ourselves, could we possibly account for the extraordinary red
heap before us?
Of course, in this Rolando-looking cave there were plenty of
carpet-bags, gun-cases, portmanteaus, writing-desks, books, bibles,
cigar-cases, &c.; but there were a few articles that certainly we
were not prepared to meet with, and which but too clearly proved that
the extraordinary terminus-excitement which had suddenly caused so
many virtuous ladies to elope from their red shawls--in short, to
be all of a sudden not only in “a bustle” behind, but all over--had
equally affected men of all sorts and conditions.
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