Stokers and pokers : $b or, The London and North-Western Railway, the electric telegraph, and the railway clearing-houseHead, Francis Bond, Sir
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Stokers and pokers : $b or, The London and North-Western Railway, the electric telegraph, and the railway clearing-house
Head, Francis Bond, Sir
London and North-Western Railway; Railway Clearing House (London, England); Telegraph -- Great Britain
In dealing with the British nation, it is an axiom among those who
have most deeply studied our noble character, that to keep John Bull
in beaming good-humour it is absolutely necessary to keep him always
_quite full_. The operation is very delicately called “_refreshing
him_;” and the London and North-Western Railway Company having, as in
duty bound, made due arrangements for affording him, once in about
every two hours, this support, their arrangements not only constitute
a curious feature in the history of railway management, but the
_dramatis personæ_ we are about to introduce form, we think, rather a
strange contrast to the bare arms, muscular frames, heated brows, and
begrimed faces of the sturdy workmen we have just left.
The refreshment establishment at Wolverton is composed of--
1. A matron or generallissima.
2. Seven very young ladies to wait upon the passengers.
3. Four men and three boys do. do.
4. One man-cook, his kitchen-maid, and his two scullery-maids.
5. Two housemaids.
6. One still-room-maid, employed solely in the liquid duty of
making tea and coffee.
7. Two laundry-maids.
8. One baker and one baker’s-boy.
9. One garden-boy.
And lastly, what is most significantly described in the books of the
establishment--
10. “An odd-man.”
“Homo sum, humani nihil à me alienum puto.”
There are also eighty-five pigs and piglings, of whom hereafter.
The manner in which the above list of persons, in the routine of
their duty, diurnally revolve in “the scrap-drum” of their worthy
matron, is as follows:--Very early in the morning--in cold winter
long before sunrise--“the odd-man” wakens the two house-maids, to
one of whom is intrusted the confidential duty of awakening the
seven young ladies exactly at seven o’clock, in order that their
“première toilette” may be concluded in time for them to receive
the passengers of the first train, which reaches Wolverton at 7h.
30m. A.M. From that time until the departure of the passengers by
the York Mail train, which arrives opposite to the refreshment-room
at about eleven o’clock at night, these young persons remain on
duty, continually vibrating, at the ringing of a bell, across the
rails--(they have a covered passage high above them, but they never
use it)--from the North refreshment-room for down passengers to the
South refreshment-room constructed for hungry up-ones. By about
midnight, after having philosophically divested themselves of the
various little bustles of the day, they all are enabled once again
to lay their heads on their pillows, with the exception of one, who
in her turn, assisted by one man and one boy of the establishment,
remains on duty receiving the money, &c. till four in the morning
for the up-mail. The young person, however, who in her weekly turn
performs this extra task, instead of rising with the others at seven,
is allowed to sleep on till noon, when she is expected to take her
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