Stokers and pokers : $b or, The London and North-Western Railway, the electric telegraph, and the railway clearing-houseHead, Francis Bond, Sir
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Stokers and pokers : $b or, The London and North-Western Railway, the electric telegraph, and the railway clearing-house
Head, Francis Bond, Sir
London and North-Western Railway; Railway Clearing House (London, England); Telegraph -- Great Britain
considering moreover the ruin which a glass or two of brandy may
bring upon a young non-commissioned officer in the army, as also the
heavy punishment it may entail upon an old soldier, it would be well
for them peremptorily to forbid, at all their refreshment-rooms, the
sale by any of their servants, to the public, of ardent spirits.
But the bell is violently calling the passengers to ‘Come! come
away!’--and as they have all paid their fares, and as the engine
is loudly hissing--attracted by their pockets as well as by their
engagements, they soon, like the swallows of summer, congregate
together and then fly away.
It appears from the books that the annual consumption at the
refreshment-rooms averages--
182,500 Banbury cakes.
56,940 Queen cakes.
29,200 patés.
36,500 lbs. of flour.
13,140 „ butter.
2,920 „ coffee.
43,800 „ meat.
5,110 „ currants.
1,277 „ tea.
5,840 „ loaf-sugar.
5,110 „ moist sugar.
16,425 quarts of milk.
1,095 „ cream.
8,088 bottles of lemonade.
10,416 „ soda-water.
45,012 „ stout.
25,692 „ ale.
5,208 „ ginger-beer.
547 „ port.
2,095 „ sherry.
And we regret to add,
666 bottles of gin.
464 „ rum.
2,392 „ brandy.
To the eatables are to be added, or driven, the 85 pigs, who after
having been from their birth most kindly treated and most luxuriously
fed, are impartially promoted, by seniority, one after another, into
an infinite number of pork pies.
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