In some cases they got information from French villagers whom they
had bought before they retreated. I saw one such case myself.
We were bivouacked in a ruined village, and a lot of us were
sleeping in and around a cottage that hadn't been damaged. We were
downstairs, while the owner of the cottage and his wife and kid had
the upstairs room. One of our boys happened to go outside in the
night and, by jingo! he saw the fellow coolly signaling with a lamp
behind his curtain. He went along and told the Captain, who was at
the schoolhouse, and they came back with a couple of under officers
and arrested them red-handed. He tried to hide under the bed, and
howled for mercy when they pulled him out. His wife never turned a
hair--the Sergeant told me she looked as if she was glad he'd been
caught. They shot him there and then in his own yard, and his wife
was around in the morning just as if nothing had happened.
_"Pluckiest Thing in the War."_
After that we always used to be very suspicious of any house or
village that wasn't devastated when everything round had been chewed
up; there was nearly always a spy concealed somewhere not far off.
To give you a case in point: There was a fine big château near
Craonelle, where our trenches were, that hadn't been bombarded,
though they had stripped most of the furniture and stuff out of it.
Well, one fine day the General commanding our section thought it
would be a convenient place to hold a big pow-wow. He and his staff
had only been seated at the table about ten minutes when a whacking
great 310-millimeter shell burst right on top of the darned place,
followed by a perfect hail of others. The General and his staff ran
for their lives; luckily none of them were badly hurt, though they
got the deuce of a scare.
After the bombardment some of us went along to look at what was
left of the château, and--will you believe me?--we found a little
old Dutch sous-off half choked in the cellar, but still hanging on
to the business end of a telephone. I call that the pluckiest thing
I've seen at the war, and I can tell you we were mighty sorry to
have to shoot him. He never turned a hair, either, and we didn't
even suggest bandaging his eyes. He knew what was coming to him from
the start; that he was as good as a dead man from the moment he got
into the cellar. He told us he had been there a week, just waiting
for some confiding bunch of French officers to come along and hold a
meeting.
It's funny how some men meet death, anyway. We had one nigger prize
fighter along with us named Bob Scanlon. He was the blackest coon
you ever saw, until one day there came a great big "marmite" that
burst almost on top of him and buried him in the mud. We dug him
out, and he wasn't even scratched, but ever afterward he has been a
kind of mulatto color, he was so darned scared by the narrowness of
his escape.
_Good Way to Die._
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