Though we have spent a most agreeable time in your regiment--of which we have a good opinion, although the discipline is sometimes rather more lax than we are accustomed to--we feel that the moment has come for us to join our friends, which we were unable to do at the mobilization, when we naturally preferred the Foreign Legion to a concentration camp. We will give a good account of you to our friends and hope to have the pleasure of meeting you again before long. OTTO X---- Ober-Lieutenant, Potsdam Guards. HERMANN Y---- Lieutenant, Potsdam Guards. Wouldn't that fease you? The Colonel nearly blew up. Well, at nightfall we resumed our march by separate companies. Our Captain didn't know the country, so of course we got lost. It was raining heavily, and the mud was frequently knee deep. Add to that incessant tumbles into numberless shell holes full of water, and you will realize that we were a pretty sad procession that finally at three A. M. scrambled into the stinking ditch where we were to spend the greater part of the next three months. For three or four days we had nothing to do but dodge the shrapnel and try and keep warm, as the enemy maintained a constant artillery fire--with a regular interval for luncheon--starting about six A. M. and stopping toward five P. M.; and they got the range. I tell you, one lies pretty flat when there's any shrapnel about. Some of the English boys were killed the second day, but we Americans have been fine and lucky--only one killed the whole time, though we have had some very narrow shaves. For instance, Thaw had his bayonet knocked off his rifle by a "sniper" while on sentry-go, and another boy named Merlac had his pipe taken clean out of his mouth by a shrapnel ball in the trenches. It didn't hurt him at all, but I never saw any one look so surprised in my life. Shortly afterward Jimmy Bach (who is now in the Aviation Corps with Thaw and me) had his head cut by a rifle bullet which just grazed it without doing more than make a deepish scratch. I myself had a close squeak the very day of our arrival in the trenches. A piece of shell weighing three or four pounds smashed to bits the pack on my back--including my best pipe, which I couldn't replace until I got back to Paris--without so much as bruising me, though it scared me something dreadful. _Farewell, Whiskers!_ Our company had an eight days' "shift" in the trenches, followed by three days' rest at a camp four miles in the rear.