Stories By English Authors: Italy (Selected by Scribners)
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Stories By English Authors: Italy (Selected by Scribners)
English fiction -- 19th century; Italy -- Fiction; Short stories
An old woman with a light appeared, and over her shoulder, to my
delight, I saw the face I had asked to be allowed to paint so shortly
before. I was about to recognise her with an exclamation, when I saw a
hurried motion of her finger to her lip, which looked a natural gesture
to the casual observer, but which I construed into a sign of prudence.
“Where did you pick him up, Croppo?” she asked, carelessly. “He ought to
be worth something.”
“Just twelve bajocchi,” he answered, with a sneering laugh. “Come,
_amico mio_, you will have to give us the names of some of your
friends.”
“I am tolerably intimate with his Holiness the Pope, and I have a bowing
acquaintance with the King of Naples, whom may God speedily restore
to his own,” I replied, in a light and airy fashion, which seemed
exceedingly to exasperate the man called Croppo.
“Oh, yes, we know all about that; we never catch a man who does not
profess to be a Nero of the deepest dye in order to conciliate our
sympathies. It is just as well that you should understand, my friend,
that all are fish who come into our net. The money of the pope’s friends
is quite as good as the money of Garibaldi’s. You need not hope to put
us off with your Italian friends of any colour; what we want is English
gold--good, solid English gold, and plenty of it.”
“Ah,” said I, with a laugh, “if you did but know, my friend, how long
I have wanted it too! If you could only suggest an Englishman who would
pay you for my life, I would write to him immediately, and we would go
halves in the ransom. Hold!” I said, a bright idea suddenly striking me.
“Suppose I were to write to my government--how would that do?”
Croppo was evidently puzzled; my cheerful and unembarrassed manner
apparently perplexed him. He had a suspicion that I was even capable of
the audacity of making a fool of him, and yet that proposition about the
government rather staggered him; there might be something in it.
“Don’t you think,” he remarked, grimly, “it would add to the effect of
your communication if you were to enclose your own ears in your letter?
I can easily supply them; and if you are not a little more guarded in
your speech you may possibly have to add your tongue.”
“It would not have the slightest effect,” I replied, paying no heed
to his threat; “you don’t know Palmerston as I do. If you wish to get
anything out of him you must be excessively civil. What does he care
about my ears?” And I laughed with such scornful contempt that Croppo
this time felt that he had made a fool of himself, and I observed
the lovely girl behind, while the corners of her mouth twitched with
suppressed laughter, make a sign of caution.
“_Per Dio!_” he exclaimed, jumping up with fury. “Understand, Signor
Inglese, that Croppo is not to be trifled with. I have a summary way of
treating disrespect,” and he drew a long and exceedingly sharp-looking
two-edged knife.
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