Stories by English Authors: London (Selected by Scribners)
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Stories by English Authors: London (Selected by Scribners)
London (England) -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“I forget; it is club talk,” I replied, lightly. “But of course the
committee will take your word. The waiter, whichever one he is, richly
deserves his dismissal for insulting you without provocation.”
Then our talk returned to the saddle, but Myddleton Finch was
abstracted, and presently he said:
“Do you know, I fancy I was wrong in thinking that the waiter swore at
me, and I’ll withdraw my charge to-morrow.”
Myddleton Finch then left me, and, sitting alone, I realised that I
had been doing William a service. To some slight extent I may have
intentionally helped him to retain his place in the club, and I now see
the reason, which was that he alone knows precisely to what extent I
like my claret heated.
For a mere second I remembered William’s remark that he should not
be able to see the girl Jenny from the library windows. Then this
recollection drove from my head that I had only dined in the sense that
my dinner-bill was paid. Returning to the dining-room, I happened to
take my chair at the window, and while I was eating a deviled kidney
I saw in the street the girl whose nods had such an absurd effect on
William.
The children of the poor are as thoughtless as their parents, and this
Jenny did not sign to the windows in the hope that William might see
her, though she could not see him. Her face, which was disgracefully
dirty, bore doubt and dismay on it, but whether she brought good news
it would not tell. Somehow I had expected her to signal when she saw
me, and, though her message could not interest me, I was in the mood in
which one is irritated at that not taking place which he is awaiting.
Ultimately she seemed to be making up her mind to go away.
A boy was passing with the evening papers, and I hurried out to get
one, rather thoughtlessly, for we have all the papers in the club.
Unfortunately, I misunderstood the direction the boy had taken; but
round the first corner (out of sight of the club windows) I saw the girl
Jenny, and so asked her how William’s wife was.
“Did he send you to me?” she replied, impertinently taking me for a
waiter. “My!” she added, after a second scrutiny, “I b’lieve you’re one
of them. His missis is a bit better, and I was to tell him as she took
all the tapiocar.”
“How could you tell him?” I asked.
“I was to do like this,” she replied, and went through the supping of
something out of a plate in dumb-show.
“That would not show she ate all the tapioca,” I said.
“But I was to end like this,” she answered, licking an imaginary plate
with her tongue.
I gave her a shilling (to get rid of her), and returned to the club
disgusted.
Later in the evening I had to go to the club library for a book, and
while William was looking in vain for it (I had forgotten the title) I
said to him:
“By the way, William, Mr. Myddleton Finch is to tell the committee
that he was mistaken in the charge he brought against you, so you will
doubtless be restored to the dining-room to-morrow.”
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