“That,” said Albert, “I do not know. But you are rather good at
inventing, so you can invent a few. That should be your first duty, and
you should attend to it at once. I will have trouble enough finding
work for myself. Your salary is $500 a year; and now,” he continued,
briskly, “we want to prepare for this reception. We can tell the King
that Travis was just a guard of honor for the trip, and that I have
sent him back to tell the President of my safe arrival. That will
keep the President from getting anxious. There is nothing,” continued
Albert, “like a uniform to impress people who live in the tropics, and
Travis, it so happens, has two in his trunk. He intended to wear them
on State occasions, and as I inherit the trunk and all that is in it, I
intend to wear one of the uniforms, and you can have the other. But I
have first choice, because I am consul.”
Captain Travis’s diplomatic outfit consisted of one full dress and
one undress United States uniform. Albert put on the dress coat over
a pair of white flannel trousers, and looked remarkably brave and
handsome. Stedman, who was only eighteen and quite thin, did not appear
so well, until Albert suggested his padding out his chest and shoulders
with towels. This made him rather warm, but helped his general
appearance.
“The two Bradleys must dress up too,” said Albert. “I think they ought
to act as a guard of honor, don’t you? The only things I have are
blazers and jerseys; but it doesn’t much matter what they wear, as long
as they dress alike.”
He accordingly called in the two Bradleys, and gave them each a pair of
the captain’s rejected white duck trousers, and a blue jersey apiece,
with a big white Y on it.
“The students of Yale gave me that,” he said to the younger Bradley,
“in which to play foot-ball, and a great man gave me the other. His
name is Walter Camp; and if you rip or soil that jersey, I’ll send you
back to England in irons; so be careful.”
Stedman gazed at his companions in their different costumes,
doubtfully. “It reminds me,” he said, “of private theatricals. Of the
time our church choir played ‘Pinafore.’”
“Yes,” assented Albert; “but I don’t think we look quite gay enough. I
tell you what we need,--medals. You never saw a diplomat without a lot
of decorations and medals.”
“Well, I can fix that,” Stedman said. “I’ve got a bag full. I used to
be the fastest bicycle-rider in Connecticut, and I’ve got all my prizes
with me.”
Albert said doubtfully that that wasn’t exactly the sort of medal he
meant.
“Perhaps not,” returned Stedman, as he began fumbling in his trunk;
“but the King won’t know the difference. He couldn’t tell a cross of
the Legion of Honor from a medal for the tug of war.”
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