New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
His mother and sisters sailed in May. It was now July, and very warm and
disagreeable. As the “heated term” set in, he began to think it too bad,
you know, of mamma and the girls to remain abroad for three whole years.
It was positively absurd. What was he to do? After the house was
let—where was he to go? By Jove, he felt deuced lonely, don’t you know!
It was especially trying for a sensitive man to go in and out of a house
with a great placard on it, “To Let, Furnished,” but it was a deal more
trying to have people come and want board. Yes, actually, two ladies
came one morning and wanted to know if they could see the landlord. It
was positively ridiculous! His agent was a clevah fellow, but even he
gave up hope of letting the house until fall. Hadn’t he better run down
to Newport? He got a letter from Dick Trellis that morning, and they
really didn’t see how they were going to get on without him in the polo
matches. It put him in a fuming fury. He had never stayed late in the
city in summer before. How infernally hot it was—and nahsty—don’t you
know! His collars were in a perpetual state of wilt—they never wilted at
Newport. Then everybody was not only out of town, having a good time
somewhere, but they had a provoking way now of ostentatiously boarding
up their front-doors—yes—and their windows, too—which made it doubly
disagreeable for those who had to remain. It was bad enough to see the
blinds drawn down, but boxing up their stonework and planking up their
front-doors caused Mr. Jerome Archibald unutterable pangs. Then they
thought it was a boarding-house!
_They_ were coming again in the afternoon, at four. There were two of
them—ladies. In his rather depressing and solitary occupation of living
alone in his house, with one solemn apoplectic cook and one chalk-faced
maid, in order to exhibit it to that endless raft of females with
“permits,” who universally condemned or “damned with faint praise” his
father’s exquisite taste in rugs and furniture, Mr. Jerome Archibald had
to-day admitted to himself a distinct pleasure in showing “Miss Perkins”
and her niece (whose name did not happen at the time to be mentioned)
over the house, and pointing out in his quiet way its excellences.
They saw the sign, they said, and so made bold to enter. Evidently Miss
Perkins was a prim, thin, tall, spectacled, New England old maid. She
had the delicate air and manner of a lady. A lady faded, perhaps, and
unused to a larger social area than that surrounding her native village
green. She had also the timid manner of hesitancy of New England
spinsters—hesitancy concerning everything except questions of casuistry
and religion—and seemed, in what she did, to be spurred on from behind
by the niece, who was, on the whole, as Mr. Jerome Archibald told a
friend at the club later, “quite extraordinary.”
In the first place, as he said, the niece was undeniably beautiful.
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