New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“It would startle Elvira; but she’d be pleased,” ventured the thin old
maid. “She’d be pleased—in spite of everything!”
A few days later Archibald, after half a day’s journey, found himself in
Vermont. As the train drew near East Village the mountains grew higher
and the scenery wilder. He could see the great August moon roll itself
above the high crest of the mountains to the west. Though Archibald was
far from superstitious, he was pained to observe that he saw the moon
over his left shoulder.
It was late when he stumbled from the steps of the car upon the wooden
platform of the station at East Village. It was dark, also, and to him,
extraordinarily cold. He groped his way, shivering, past a blinding
reflector, where half a dozen men in cow-hide boots were examing a list
of invoices, to what he could dimly outline as the village stage. No one
spoke to him, and he found that no one seemed to care whether he, the
sole passenger, was carried. He had visions of an unpleasant nature of
being deposited inside the coach in a shed or stable to await the
morning. He felt the stage pitch and toss for twenty minutes like a bark
upon an angry sea. When all was still again he found that the driver had
drawn up before a white-pillared old-fashioned house, which stood a
little back from the street. At the side of the gate a small wooden
building bore the sign, which was illuminated by the stage lamp,
_Ephraim B. Price, Attorney at Law._
“Oh,” said Archibald, “this is Elvira’s house, and the driver is
delivering my box of flowers.”
He leaned forward, hoping to catch sight of the fair young girl when the
front-door opened to take in the box. But he was disappointed. The
impatient driver had merely left it on the steps of the high,
white-pillared portico, after giving the door-bell a vigorous pull.
Then followed a further few minutes of pitching and tossing, and the
stage drew up before the tavern-door. A row of a dozen men, whose hats
were drawn down over their eyes, and whose feet fell instantaneously
from the rail to the floor as the coach drew up, came forward, and one
of them betrayed a desire to grasp Archibald’s in his own horny hand.
“Guess ye’ll stop overnight? Th’ain’t no other place. ’Sprised to see a
stranger to-night, tew. Will you go in an’ sign—will you, sir?”
“So this uncouth ruffian,” thought Archibald, “is Elvira’s ideal
landlord! No wonder she distrusts me!”
“We’re local temp’rance,” said the landlord. “An’ no licker’s being seen
to East Village for nigh six years. Not a drop, sir, an’ it’s bustin’ my
ho-tel higher’n a kite. Yes, it is!”
Archibald expressed commiseration.
“As I tell’d Squar’ Price, ‘yeou high-toned, ’ristocratic temp’rance
folk’ll hurt East Village when ye close the hotel!’ Why, when a gent
comes up here fr’ the city, he wants to be able to call fer a glass o’
gin or a glass o’ whiskey ’s often ’s he likes.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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