"Dis meetin' will please come to ordah," he announced; "is you-all ready
fo' de question?"
"W' are question, Bruddah Morrow?" called out a brother in the rear
seats.
"Bruddah Carroll, you is out of ordah. Whenst I git in dis cheer an take
dis gabble,"--he extended the hatchet used, before its promotion, to
chop kindling,--"take notice, I is de _Cheer_; you-all is to 'dress me
as 'Mist' Cheerman.' You is axin' 'bout de question: de question is,
Shall Sist' Esmereldy Humphreys continner to usu'p de rights of we-alls
pastor? Ain't dat the onderstandin' of dis here awjence?"
Signs of approval and assent came from the audience. The chairman,
rising, took the attitude of the white speaker whom he had admired most
at the convention, plunging one hand into the bosom of his
coat--buttoned for that purpose--and gazing solemnly about him. All the
colored population of the country-side were proud of the school-house,
which was painted a neat lead color as to wood-work and brown as to
walls; with red lettering done by a member who had followed the
painter's trade (although not very far), declaring piously on the west
wall, "The Lord will provide," and politely requesting on the east wall,
"Please do not spit on the floor." A stately blackboard behind the
teacher's desk showed her excellent moral sentiments and penmanship.
There was no carpet on the floor, but it was clean and the windows
glistened.
"Dis yere school-house, dis yere chu'ch-house, are a credit to de cullud
ladies an' gen'l'men of Zion Baptis' Chu'ch," declaimed Brother Morrow,
sonorously, "an' we-all had orter have a pastor who w'u'd--we'd
correspond. I ain't sayin' one word of disparaguement of our late
deseased pastor. He be'n a good, pious man" ("Amen!" from two half-grown
lads in the rear), "but he had a terrible sight of losses an' troubles,
losin' all of his chillen like he done; an' him sick such a spell befo'
de Lawd called him f'om grace to glory. Mabbe he didn't be'n eloquent
like the supply we had, but Elder W'ite had nare right to git Sist' Lucy
Tompkins to run 'way wid 'im, f'om 'er good, kin', respectable husban'"
(a little crumpled, elderly negro raised his head with an air of modest
pride), "an' he done borry two dollars an' fifty cents of de cheer dat I
don't expec' nothin' of ontwel de jedgment day! So w'en our pastor
passed away we'all was like sheep outen a shepherd; an' we'en Sist'
Humphreys done offah to keep de' chu'ch-house clean an' cyah on de
services of Zion, an' make no cha'ges, we-all acceptid."
"Mist' Cheerman,"--a grizzled negro in decent black held up a
finger,--"Mist' Cheerman, was hit Sist' Humphreys keep dis 'ouse dis
away?"
"Yes, Bruddah Moore; she are a right good scrubber," admitted the
chairman, while the congregation stared at the speaker, the richest
colored man in the county, who had moved into the neighborhood recently,
this being his first appearance in Zion.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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