United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“Now although we were pretty badly off for provisions, and even
ammunition, it wasn’t a circumstance to the condition of the
‘Johnnies,’ as we called the gentlemen over the way, and, worst of
all, the poor chaps hadn’t the comfort of a ‘smoke’ even, which, as
all soldiers will tell you, keeps the gnawing feeling of hunger away
for a time at least. No, sir! they hadn’t five pounds of tobacco in
their camp. But never mind! I’ll tell you what they did have. They
had regularly every day a copy of their own Charleston paper, which,
of course, was printed for Confederate eyes alone. I was sitting in
my tent one night smoking and thinking and wondering how I could lay
hands on one or two of those papers. You must know, my dear children,
stratagem is always allowed and understood to be used on both sides
in war. It is as much a part of the whole unhappy business as loading
guns and firing them, and far better if it leads to peace and an end
of cruel feeling. Now, if I could only get a copy or two of those
papers, do you see, the key to the enemy’s next movements might be
in our hands, and I suddenly struck a bright idea. I sent a man to
replace Billy Forbes on the bridge, and presently that lad appeared in
my doorway. He saluted, and I motioned him to come inside. Then, after
warning him of the need of secrecy and caution, I told him my dilemma.
Billy rubbed his head, whistled softly, looked up and down anxiously,
and finally, after a moment’s star-gazing, ‘Lieutenant,’ says he, in
his slow, Connecticut voice, ‘I’ve hit on a way--if you don’t mind.’
“‘Go ahead, Billy,’ I rejoined.
“‘Well, sir, you see those poor devils have scarcely a chew or a smoke
of ’baccy among them.’
“‘How do you know?’
“‘Johnny on the other side made signs, sir, and mate and I weren’t slow
to understand.’
“‘Well. Go on.’
“‘Now, if I could sneak over a bit from those great packages in the
Quartermaster’s department, and make him know what we were after, sure
as guns, Lieutenant, you’d have the papers.’
“‘Billy,’ said I, ‘you are a credit to your regiment, to say nothing
of your Yankee mother. Come here in an hour, and I’ll see you have the
tobacco.’
“Some enterprising dealer in the North had received a contract for that
lot of stuff, and we had really, for the time being, an overabundance,
so that it was by no means a difficult matter for me to secure two
half-pound packets, done up in blue paper, and in about as short a time
as it takes to tell the story, Billy Forbes had it tucked away, and
went whistling back to his post.
“It was a clear, soft, starlit night. I sat up attending to various
duties--listening to the fussy complaints and talk of one of my
colleagues in command, who had it on the brain, and felt we were
disgraced not knowing how to get in there. Somehow, I relied on my
friend Billy to win the day by his fair ‘exchange,’ and he didn’t fail
me.
“Towards morning I went down to the bridge, having sent a relief for
the lad, who came back simply grinning.
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