THE FINEST AND FLATTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD--SUPER-CLEANLINESS--HABITS AND CUSTOMS--“KREMIS”--THE ALBINO FAMILY--THE HAGUE--AUGUST BELMONT--JAPANESE MUSEUM--MANUFACTURED FABULOUS ANIMALS--A GENEROUS OFFER--VALUABLE PICTURES--AN ASTONISHED SUPERINTENDENT--BACK TO ENGLAND--EXHIBITIONS IN MANCHESTER--I RETURN AGAIN TO AMERICA--FUN ON THE VOYAGE--MOCK TRIALS--BARNUM AS A PROSECUTOR AND AS A PRISONER--COLD SHOULDERS IN NEW YORK--PREPARING TO MOVE INTO MY OLD HOME--CARELESS PAINTERS AND CARPENTERS--IRANISTAN BURNED TO THE GROUND--NEXT TO NO INSURANCE--SALE OF THE PROPERTY--ELIAS HOWE, JR.,......441 CHAP. XXXI.--THE ART OF MONEY GETTING. BACK ONCE MORE TO ENGLAND--TOUR THROUGH SCOTLAND AND WALES--HOW I CAME TO LECTURE--ADVICE OF MY FRIENDS--MY LECTURE--HOW TO MAKE MONEY AND HOW TO KEEP IT--WHAT THE PAPERS SAID ABOUT ME--PRAISE OF THE LONDON PRESS--LECTURING IN THE PROVINCES--PERFORMANCES AT CAMBRIDGE--CALL FOR JOICE HETH--EXTRAORDINARY FUN AT OXFORD--THE AUDIENCE AND LECTURER TAKING TURNS--A UNIVERSITY BREAKFAST--MAGNIFICENT OFFER FOR A COPYRIGHT--SUCCESS OF MY ENTERPRISE--MORE MONEY FOR THE CLOCK CREDITORS,......456 CHAP. XXXII.--AN ENTERPRISING ENGLISHMAN. AN ENGLISH YANKEE--MY FIRST INTERVIEW WITH HIM--HIS PLANS BASED ON BARNUM’S BOOK--ADVERTISING FOR PARTNERS--HOW MY RULES MADE HIM RICH--METHOD IN MADNESS--THE “BARNUM” OF BURY--DINNER TO TOM THUMB AND COMMODORE NUTT--MY AGENT IN PARIS--MEASURING A MONSTER--HOW GIANTS AND DWARFS STRETCH AND CONTRACT--AN UNWILLING FRENCHMAN--A PERSISTENT MEASURER--A GIGANTIC HUMBUG--THE STEAM-ENGINES “BARNUM” AND “CHARITY”--WHAT “CHARITY” DID FOR “BARNUM”--SELLING THE SAME GOODS A THOUSAND TIMES--THE GREAT CAKES--SIMNAL SUNDAY--THE SANITARY COMMISSION FAIR,......506 CHAP. XXXIII.--RICHARD’S HIMSELF AGAIN. AT HOME--EXTINGUISHMENT OF THE CLOCK DEBTS--A RASCALLY PROPOSITION--BARNUM ON HIS FEET AGAIN--RE-PURCHASE OF THE MUSEUM--A GALA DAY--MY RECEPTION BY MY FRIENDS--THE STORY OF MY TROUBLES--HOW I WADED ASHORE--PROMISES TO THE PUBLIC--THE PUBLIC RESPONSE--MUSEUM VISITORS--THE RECEIPTS DOUBLED--HOW THE PRESS RECEIVED THE NEWS OF RESTORATION--THE SYCOPHANTS--OLD AND FAST FRIENDS--ROBERT BONNER--CONSIDERATION AND COURTESY OF CREDITORS--THE BOSTON SATURDAY EVENING GAZETTE AGAIN--ANOTHER WORD FOR BARNUM,......516 CHAP. XXXIV.--MENAGERIE AND MUSEUM MEMORANDA.