Domestic fiction; Short stories; Suburban life -- Fiction
public something not so much worse than the worst that could be found in
the vilest shanty restaurant on the ground. At the Jubilee, of which
I am writing, the unhappy person who went into the Coliseum rooms to
refresh himself was offered for coffee a salty and unctuous wash, in
one of those thick cups which are supposed to be proof against the hard
usage of “guests” and scullions in humble eating-houses, and which are
always so indescribably nicked and cracked, and had pushed towards him
a bowl of veteran sugar, and a tin spoon that had never been cleaned in
the world, while a young person stood by, and watched him, asking, “Have
you paid for that coffee?”
The side-shows and the other amusements seemed to have addressed
themselves to the crowd with the same mistaken notion of its character
and requirements; though I confess that I witnessed their neglect with
regret, whether from a feeling that they were at least harmless, or an
unconscious sympathy with any quite idle and unprofitable thing. Those
rotary, legless horses, on which children love to ride in a perpetual
sickening circle,--the type of all our effort,--were nearly always
mounted; but those other whirligigs, or whatever the dreadful circles
with their swinging seats are called, were often so empty that they must
have been distressing, from their want of balance, to the muscles as
well as the spirits of their proprietors. The society of monsters was
also generally shunned, and a cow with five legs gave milk from the
top of her back to an audience of not more than six persons. The public
apathy had visibly wrought upon the temper of the gentleman who lectured
upon this gifted animal, and he took inquiries in an ironical manner
that contrasted disadvantageously with the philosophical serenity of the
person who had a weighing-machine outside, and whom I saw sitting in the
chair and weighing himself by the hour, with an expression of profound
enjoyment. Perhaps a man of less bulk could not have entered so keenly
into that simple pleasure.
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