Domestic fiction; Short stories; Suburban life -- Fiction
Yet with all his shamelessness, his pensiveness, his elegance, I felt
that somehow our national triumph was not complete in him,--that there
were yet more finished forms of self-abasement in the Old World, till
one day I looked out of the window and saw at a little distance my
veteran digging a cellar for an Irishman. I own that the spectacle gave
me a shock of pleasure, and that I ran down to have a nearer view of
what human eyes have seldom, if ever, beheld,--an American, pure blood,
handling the pick, the shovel, and the wheelbarrow, while an Irishman
directed his labors. Upon inspection, it appeared that none of the trees
grew with their roots in the air, in recognition of this great reversal
of the natural law; all the French-roof houses stood right side up. The
phenomenon may become more common in future, unless the American
race accomplishes its destiny of dying out before the more populatory
foreigner, but as yet it graced the veteran with an exquisite and signal
distinction. He, however, seemed to feel unpleasantly the anomaly of his
case, and opened the conversation by saying that he should not work at
that job to-morrow, it hurt his side; and went on to complain of the
inhumanity of Americans to Americans. “Why,” said he, “they'd rather
give out their jobs to a nigger than to one of their own kind. I was
beatin' carpets for a gentleman on the Avenue, and the first thing I
know he give most of 'em to a nigger. I beat seven of 'em in one day,
and got two dollars; and the nigger beat 'em by the piece, and he got a
dollar an' a half apiece. My luck!”
Here the Irishman glanced at his hireling, and the rueful veteran
hastened to pile up another wheelbarrow with earth. If ever we come to
reverse positions generally with our Irish brethren, there is no doubt
but they will get more work out of us than we do from them at present.
It was shortly after this that the veteran offered to do second girl's
work in my house if I would take him. The place was not vacant; and as
the summer was now drawing to a close, and I feared to be left with
him on my hands for the winter, it seemed well to speak to him upon
the subject of economy. The next time he called, I had not about me the
exact sum for a night's lodging,--fifty cents, namely--and asked him
if he thought a dollar would do He smiled sadly, as if he did not like
jesting upon such a very serious subject, but said he allowed to work it
out, and took it.
“Now, I hope you won't think I am interfering with your affairs,” said
his benefactor, “but I really think you are a very poor financier.
According to your own account, you have been going on from year to year
for a long time, trusting to luck for a night's lodging. Sometimes I
suppose you have to sleep out-of-doors.”
“No, never!” answered the veteran, with something like scorn. “I never
sleep out-doors. I wouldn't do it.”
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